Pandad

pronounced 'Pan-derd'
When black or dark makeup such as mascara runs, creating black circles or random blotches beneath the eye so that the fashion victim resembles a panda

"Why didn't anyone tell me I pandad?!" or "I really hope i don't panda tonight, that could be embarrassing!"

by Aimless Penguin January 25, 2006

Pandad

A mexican creature long thought to be a myth, resembling a koala. It is characterized by its bushy 'stache and sombrero. Males are normally gray and females are pink. Pandads are reported to have been found in the wild of Mexico, but are rarely seen on account of being endangered. Pandads travel in medium-sized groups called mariachis and can be male or female.

Look! It's Paco the Pandad! He'll save us from Godzilla! -Japanese Citizen

I haven't eaten Pandad for years since the great Pandad extinction. -Mexican hobo

by BRNMan October 18, 2011

pandad

daddy panda

The pandad is sleeping.

by ct678ikjnbvfrtyujnbvcxswe4567y July 8, 2022

Coca-Pandad

When a guy has anal sex with a girl he cums in her butt hole then licks it out. He then spits the cum in the girls mouth, she swashes it around then spits it back in his, then massages her ear with his tongue. Then make sure he gets enough of the cum and spit to eat her out then makes out with her afterwards.

Me and my girlfriend totally just coca-pandad

I just love having erotic coca-pandad

by maycoop0426 July 22, 2010

dump truck panda

Starts with anal intercourse hetro or homo just before ejaculation you withdraw and rub your penis around their eyes whilst ejaculating.

Acronym DTP

I’m going to give her the best dump truck panda she has ever had.

by Dump Truck Panda August 3, 2018

Panda Fuego

Military term from a highly specialized Task Force formed to combat the use of Weapons of Mass Destruction. Panda's, large roaming carnivore's spend up to 16 hours a day chewing on bamboo to solve nutrition problems. Team members on this task force are known to chew on complex national security issues providing asymmetric solutions for 16-20 hours per day while deployed. So the specialized team within a ninja task force who handles problems is called "Panda Fuego".

Used in a sentence: "Launch Panda Fuego"
Bro, what are you working on: "Back off I am all Panda Fuego right now"

by Soju6 December 21, 2014

pandaghoul

pandaghoul is a word used for when your autistic korean friend is communicating back to his also korean mom and is a way of telling her some random ass thing

mom: come now
boy: pandaghoul

by yourmotherisapassaway February 13, 2020