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Hailey-Jade

A nice girl with awesome talents. She is super sweet but also bitchy at the same time. Super Asian has a big booty
Girl 1: Omg did you see that girl’s

Girl 2: she’s definitely a Hailey-Jade
by the.honest.frenchie November 1, 2018
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Jade-Waffle

Jade-Waffle is when you suffer from being a Jade. She's a gorilla tampon, very ugly. She likes to flirt with people, and Jade's are addicted to abortions. That's the main part of having Jade-Waffle. Jade's like to gain weight, they can't stop eating. They're mainly fat, some Jade's are really pretty and skinny, if you suffer from Jade-Waffle you're NOT sexy, or skinny. Jade's like to fuck. They use the term 'cunt' a lot, because they like theirs to be licked on. Most of the time, they make confetti by queefing. They spread their legs apart, stick some stars, construction paper, and glitter up there. They suck it up, then queef it out. They like the feeling. Sometimes Jade's like to have hot sauce poured all over them, especially on their bugars, so they can make mating calls with ugly people and tigers, then fertilize macaroni. If you DO suffer from Jade-Waffle, these all imply to you. Also, half the time Jade's that have Jade-Waffle play with roasted duck legs, fuck everything they see, make out with trees, lick the testicles of cows, and squeeze out mayonnaise. If they ever TOUCH sea salt, the tip of their nipples will inflate.
Woah, it's Jade!
Yeah, she has Jade-Waffle.
by Lalalallalalalwhore. October 22, 2010
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Jaden

Jackson : Jaden do be a simp doh
Everyone else : FAAAAACTS
by ReXy7399 April 13, 2020
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Jade Puget

The guitar player and background vocals for AFI.. And the sexiest man alive...
by me! May 2, 2003
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Jaden

Jaden is a beauty herself, she can make anyone in the room with her laugh . She is very flirty and romantic when it comes to guys. She is hilarious, sweet, kind, sexy, and the prettiest girl out there. She can light up an entire room if she's in the right mood . Jaden is a bitch most of the time but her friends change her mood all the time. She's usually friends with more guys then girls. She is very athletic and loves video games. She can say that she isn't a girly girl but she loves to wear makeup and go shopping. You would never want to piss of this girl or you'll b dead. Jaden doesn't show her feelings to others ,she keeps her feelings to herself, But that doesn't mean she isn't afraid to show her feelings when she's sad or mad. It takes a lot to make this girl cry . When it comes to guys she doesn't play any games, she can b a little clingy but in a cute way . Jadens heart is pure black she doesn't even have a soul , but when she is falling for someone her heart turns to pure gold. It isn't hard to notice that Jaden is falling for someone she will stare at him , think of him, fantasies about him to her friends , draws a lot of pictures that has him in it .
Person 1: Jaden has the best ass ever !
Person 2 : Hey! Dude she's mine , but she does have the best ass
by Toxicity April 15, 2017
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Jayden Foord

a person that is a massive tank who goes to an all boys school and does bench presses better than Brodie Smith.
Ohh, i wish i was a Jayden Foord, they are like soo tank and are bigger than Brodie Smith! :O
by i love you Jay Fo October 25, 2011
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Jaden

Is a skinny guy, that likes gaming. If you ever meet a Jaden he might be insulting because he doesn’t think before he talks. Has some type of OCD when it comes to drawing. Likes to watch anime. Is an athlete.
Jaden: “Your hair is messy” *doesnt notice it’s insulting* person 1: “thanks”
by jay1176 March 9, 2019
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