British

An indigenous person born and raised here who is decended from generations of ancestors who have for thousands of years worked, fought and died to protect this great land. Not a foreigner who's just got off a plane at Heathrow, the underside of a truck at Dover or a banana boat in the 50's.

I concider myself British because I can trace my family tree in this country back some 400 years. My grandparents fought in WW2 and my great grandparents in WW1. I would not concider myself British if I was born and could trace my family roots in another country and merely came to this country in order to find work or improve my quality of life. Equally I would not claim to be, or expect to be recognised as Indian if I upped sticks and moved to Delhi, or Nigerian if I moved to Abuja.

by A Briton February 8, 2007

British

The people of Britain, has many beautiful women (please go to bestuff and look for "British Girls"). British people or people of British descent are very prominant in places like Australia. Many people have been fooled by Bridget Jones' Diary into thinking that all British are overweight, unhappy chain-smokers, as you have seen that is not the case. British people are usually very nice, but can be turn extremely angry when made fun off or insulted, so be careful. Most British hate being called "Brits" and "Roastbifs" (the English in particular).

Foreigner with no knowledge of British people: British women are fat and ugly!

British person: Incorrect, is Kiera Knightly fat and ugly? Or how about Victoria Beckham?, or Kate Winslet? etc etc

by Iameverywhereyetno-whereatall August 8, 2009

British Blowjob

When you receive oral sex from somebody, but you can feel their teeth, making the experience slightly uncomfortable.

Brittany definitely needs braces, because she can only give out British blowjobs.

by ShinxUncle September 6, 2010

british-liberation

british-liberation is a group of ace people, who will work together to save Britain. They all agree that there country is under threat by the massive population of chavs. They are soon going to get up, and fight the chavs with everything in there power.

British liberation can also be seen as the dream of a liberated Britain, but the organization is also called that. more information can be seen on there site, just Google it :)

Commander: Iam going to create a group called the british-liberation, They will be united against the chavs Scum of Britain.

Webmaster/Assistant Commander: I will make a site so we can gather members and plan.

Commander: Good Idea.

by The Commander January 11, 2009

sinking the British Navy

v. When the feces hit the water in the toilet, making a loud noise and splashing violently back onto the buttox of the defecater.

JR: Dude, no, you didn't. Not in my bathroom.

Mark: Oh yeah, I just got done sinking the British Navy!

by ispeakmetal November 4, 2006

British Bagpipe

The Act of farting in a bag or balloon and telling a girl it is a present only to have her open it and the fart go in her face

Jamie threw up when John gave her a British Bagpipe

by DirtyHarry February 28, 2007

British kids

Adults are fine but the kids are squeekers always talking about wankers and how America is fat. At least we can fucking feed ourselves. All they eat is bread and all of the US people's shit. Always stereotyping and be fucking jackasses. Always say wankers. They problably are bigger wankers (if they have dicks)

U see those British kids on American soil. Lets go beat the fuck out of them.

by AmericanFaggot April 30, 2013