ispeakmetal's definitions

sinking the British Navy

v. When the feces hit the water in the toilet, making a loud noise and splashing violently back onto the buttox of the defecater.

JR: Dude, no, you didn't. Not in my bathroom.

Mark: Oh yeah, I just got done sinking the British Navy!

by ispeakmetal November 4, 2006

firebombing Japan

v. Hot, violent defecation, often burning the anus. See also sinking the British Navy and napalming Vietnam

JR: Dude, no, you didn't. Not in my bathroom.

Mark: Haha, yeah man, just got done firebombing Japan.

by ispeakmetal November 4, 2006

napalming Vietnam

v. When one has violent diarrhea that burns.

JR: Oh man, what is that smell?

Mark: Unggh... I just got done napalming Vietnam, dude.

by ispeakmetal November 4, 2006