Travel Wanker

Travel Wanker (Noun): One who travels in Asia or South America in hopes of "finding themselves". Wears genie pants, neglects basic hygiene, doesn't wear shoes and constantly tells you about how relinquishing their material possessions pushed them to a higher spiritual plain.

"Look at the top-knot on that travel wanker."
"What was the hostel like? Couldn't handle it, full of travel wankers."

by IrishNBA September 30, 2018

Brick Walker

Old Southern Slang term for someone who is Unemployed; typically desperate for cash and willing to do anything to get by

Hank: "Say, you wouldn't happen to see that damn bastard at the corner harassing drivers on their way to work, did you?"

Boomhauer: "Man, dem' Brick Walkers dun' gon' 'round blessin' for cash all dang ol' day, i tell ya h'wat"

by forwhomthebellstoll November 1, 2018

joe walker

actor who works with team starkid. he’s played voldemort, dick, dolores umbridge, commander up, batman, tom riddle, achmed (yes i remember him), tarkin, ducker, and the deadliest man alive. he also looks really fucking good in short shorts

starkid fan: hey did you see a very potter musical? voldemort was the best character

normal person: no- who played voldemort
starkid fan: WHO PLAYED VOLDEMORT??? OUR EGGHEAD WIZARD JOE WALKER
normal person: wh- ok

by craphole dikrats May 15, 2020

Word Wanker

Someone proficient in manipulating language to express complex thoughts in a simple way

"Wow Laura managed to fit such a complex thought into only ONE tweet?! I'd need a whole thread! She's such a word wanker."

by laura898 November 26, 2020

Cheese Wanker

Someone who fancies themselves to be a cheese expert and can't stop talking about cheese.

He's such a cheese wanker! Every time we eat cheese, he can't stop talking. I just want to eat the damn cheese. I don't need to hear about how it was made, what the cow was fed and how many times a week the cheesemaker brushed the cheese!

by TheCheeseWanker April 13, 2022

woke walker

Derived from the Game of thrones character White Walker, Woke Walker refers to the plague of Karen’s destroying the world with their insanely insensible far left views that are hypocritically destroying the world.

That woke walkers wearing two masks outside

by e1ixirpatr0lman April 28, 2022

Eskimo Street Walker

a girl who dresses sexy WEARING FURRY BOOTS.

Get to this club! Its filled with Eskimo Street Walkers!

by RaleighHood May 30, 2012