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trombone suicides

A kick-ass trombone routine often done in front of large audiences
A line of trombone players stand with their feet shoulder-width apart
In the line, every other trombone player either moves their trombone up and to the left, or straight down.
The trombone player going to the left moves their trombone above the person's head, then they go back to the middle and the other trombones do the same thing
The trombone suicides were so awesome, one them almost got a concussion
by TRNT November 4, 2014
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suicide load

Transporting such significant amount of illegal drugs to the point if caught, you're going away forever.
I rented a car to carry a suicide load across the state border.
by papaknockishere June 25, 2018
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Suicide Shifts

Working back to back at 2+ jobs, while working on minimal food and sleep
Him: Have you seen lacy lately?
Her: No, she has been working suicide shifts for the last few days.
Him: Is she emotionally stable still or nah?
by EmeraldGemz November 26, 2016
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suicide blonde

1. a woman whose hair is bleached blonde due to coloring treatments from peroxide in a bottle. She has to maintain the bleaching periodically but her darker hair roots may be prominent anyway. The term "suicide blonde" is a play on "dyed/died by her own hand", ya dig?

2. a dance-able yet still major ass-kicking hit song by Australian rockers INXS. It hit the Top 10 all around the world in late summer and during the autumn of 1990. It has some wicked harmonica playing. Great stuff.
1. Deborah Harry, Courtney Love, Vicki Peterson, Marilyn Monroe, Samantha Fox, Cameron Diaz, and others are not natural blondes. They are suicide blondes.

2. My ex-girlfriend Susan is a suicide blonde.

3. You want to make her
Suicide Blonde
Love devastation
Suicide Blonde
Yeea-eeaahh!!!

- INXS

RIP Hutch. You were one of a kind but we need more cool people like you more now than ever!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 14, 2011
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suicide

Sheena-
"Hey, Xander. Since you wear black all the time, I wondered... What's your goal in life?"

Xander-
"-sigh- Suicide"
by AndyRami March 31, 2010
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suicide

A way NOT to end the problems in your life because it will exist when you leave this world, but at least you do not have to deal with it anymore
Suicide will end the pain but it will not solve the problem
by summerwind May 16, 2007
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Horny and Suicidal

When someone wishes they were dead but they’re too much of a bitch and want to be choked to death by a dick/pussy but sadly they get none.
i’m horny and suicidal
“same bro
by LyonIsOffline June 19, 2021
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