Skip to main content

status sheep

A facebooker who mindlessly copies and pastes facebook statuses that instruct them to post specific types of photos, or declare the movie character that they are.

An easily entertained goon who thinks they are part of something special or meaningful when they follow someones copy and paste facebook status instructions.

Anyone who tries to get a "WAVE" going with their facebook status.
by misterfacebook February 3, 2010
mugGet the status sheep mug.

Status Thief

One who posts someone else's Facebook status as his own.
I was about to like Scott's Facebook status, but then I googled it and found it on NewLikes.com. He's nothing but a status thief.
by Harry W. June 21, 2011
mugGet the Status Thief mug.

Status

Status: Calamitous
by Psy0ch January 13, 2021
mugGet the Status mug.

Stoner Status

1. (n.) The condition a person is in when he/she is stoned

2. (v.) An action someone pulls that relates to something a stoner would do
1. You are stoner status right now

2. You ate the all the food that was supposed to be donated to homeless kids?! That's stoner status!
by Jessica November 23, 2004
mugGet the Stoner Status mug.

Done Status

The point in which you have either consumed to much alcohol or too much intoxicants to where you are now "done". immediate respnse to being done status requires a facebook status update stating the words "done status".

**Also soon followed by beached whale status**
Sober Person: yo you want another shot?
You: Nah man im done status
by Mr.DirkAsFuck March 5, 2011
mugGet the Done Status mug.

facebook statusfaction

the feeling of satisfaction you get when people 'like' or comment on your facebook status.

see textual satisfaction
"she didnt get enough facebook statusfaction so she reposted her status like three times!"
by misterstanwood April 29, 2011
mugGet the facebook statusfaction mug.

hack status

(n.) a facebook status posted by an individual other than the profile-owner that usually ridicules the owner and was posted without the owner's consent.

They are usually vulgar.

The profile-owner, upon realizing someone has hacked his profile and posted an embarassing status, can opt to delete the hack status but generally does not at the risk of giving the impression that whatever the status said is true. Traditionally, the profile-owner simply states he was hacked and identifies a friend whom he believes to have committed the hacking.
NEWS FEED:

JANE DOE is fucking Santa right now.

7 likes 2 comments
John Smith: Hahaha, jane, I didn't know you were a chubby chaser.
Jane Doe: you're an asshole, john. this is a hack status.
by trojanman11 May 7, 2011
mugGet the hack status mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email