slibby

when something is all funktified and wobbly

Did you see that one girl's ass? it was all slibby!

by Elena June 9, 2003

Slibble

v. to accidentally spill or drip a liquid onto an object that one does not want a liquid on.

I hit two levers on the soda fountain and I slibbled pop on my hand.

by Lil Brudder October 16, 2009

Dirty Spliff

Dirty Spliff is when you roll up a big ol' spliff, and it gets lost. Then you find it 3-4 days later and its dirty from laying on the floor or in the case of a Florida band named Dirty Spliff. They rolled up a Spliff at practice and it feel behind a guitar amp and when they found it it had got dirty from the floor. I also think the name Dirty Spliff could represent the beach rock ska/reggae mixed with brutal hardcore punk rock Dirty Spliff from the Dirty South.

Hey man did you check out the crazy Dirty Spliff show last night?

by Eric Belushi November 22, 2011

Splicer

Splicer: a super-sneaky codename for of the coolest people in the world. If you call someone a Splicer, you are insinuating that they are adorable, ghetto-fabulous, CatWomanly, and an OG. Usually, Splicers have unparalleled intelligence paired with frequent loss of common sense, can sing very as a second soprano but are forced to do first, and have a J body (PB&J). Splicers also receive much unappreciated male attention, due to their adorability and many talents. Occasionally, a poem may even be written about a Splicer, because Splicers invoke such feelings in their peers and colleagues. All in all, calling someone a Splicer is the ultimate compliment.

1.
Female: "WOW! She's gorgeous! And I heard Darrell wrote her a rap... She's suuuuch a Splicer. I wish I could be her."

2.
First Male: "U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alibi you uglaaayy!"
Second Male: "Are you effin' kidding me? Have you ever MET her?"
First Male: "Uhh... Yeah... And she's so sexy. Pretty much poem-worthy. But I can't tell her that."
Second Male: "Good point."
First and Second Male: "U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alibi you uglaaayy!"

by Samanawich April 24, 2009

splife

A doobie containing both Marijuana and Tobacco, for the purpose of making it much more smooth.

"Oh man I could kill for splife right about now."

by Banana Boy September 25, 2005

spibib

An expression, announced when, during a conversation, the speaker accidentally spits or sprays saliva in the listener's face. Either speaker or listener will say 'spibib' in order to acknowledge the occurrence, and to remove potential embarrassment from either party, before the spit is wiped off face.

Similar to gesundheit, 'spibib' is intended to provoke a joyful reaction to counter social embarrassment. It's formed of 'spit' and 'bib', in a situation where the bib is the listener's face.

Dave: "Hi Laura." (Laura is hugely attractive)
Laura: "Hi Dave."
Dave: "Do you want to go see Tree of Life tomorrow? It looks SENS((accidentally sprays saliva in Laura's face))ATIONAL" (Dave realises he just spat in Laura's face.. shiiiiiit)
Laura: "SPIBIB!"
Dave: Hahaha. ("Laura is lovely, and realises I didn't mean to spit in her face... phew... I love her".) Sorry!
Laura: Hahaha. It happens to the best of us. Let's totally go to the film!
(LOVE ENSUES)

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Jo: "So I was talking to Mike's mom the other day, and she was getting really into memories of him as a kid and then she totally spibibbed on me!"
Rachel: "Oh no!"
Jo: "It's fine. I just said spibib, and she laughed, so it's all cool. Mike's mom is awesome".

by emgeepee July 10, 2011

splice

to slice and then slpit an object.

guy- dude i just sliced that apple then split it into fours!
girl- no you spliced it!

by dfljasfj;warif;jwfjwg;jweigfw; July 23, 2011