spibib

An expression, announced when, during a conversation, the speaker accidentally spits or sprays saliva in the listener's face. Either speaker or listener will say 'spibib' in order to acknowledge the occurrence, and to remove potential embarrassment from either party, before the spit is wiped off face.

Similar to gesundheit, 'spibib' is intended to provoke a joyful reaction to counter social embarrassment. It's formed of 'spit' and 'bib', in a situation where the bib is the listener's face.

Dave: "Hi Laura." (Laura is hugely attractive)
Laura: "Hi Dave."
Dave: "Do you want to go see Tree of Life tomorrow? It looks SENS((accidentally sprays saliva in Laura's face))ATIONAL" (Dave realises he just spat in Laura's face.. shiiiiiit)
Laura: "SPIBIB!"
Dave: Hahaha. ("Laura is lovely, and realises I didn't mean to spit in her face... phew... I love her".) Sorry!
Laura: Hahaha. It happens to the best of us. Let's totally go to the film!
(LOVE ENSUES)

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Jo: "So I was talking to Mike's mom the other day, and she was getting really into memories of him as a kid and then she totally spibibbed on me!"
Rachel: "Oh no!"
Jo: "It's fine. I just said spibib, and she laughed, so it's all cool. Mike's mom is awesome".

by emgeepee July 10, 2011

Shibibical

1) Shitty on a biblical level

2) Crazy Bible shit

1) Man you burning that guy alive was shibibical.

2) I hope tonight doesn't get shibibical and i end up turning water into wine.

by BigC-RR June 16, 2009

spibbletobble

-When you drool a little too much and it accidentally get it on your clothes

-When you cum with your shirt on and it gets all over your clothes

-when I was in class and was half asleep I spibbletobbled on my clothes

-when I was in the bathroom and I cummed too much and spibbletobbled all over my clothes

by THE-Holy_Ölive March 9, 2019

Shibibiles

That feeling you have when the weather is extremely beautiful but you just can't go for a road trip or vacation.

We knew Mark had the shibibiles once we realised how restless he was sitting at home during lockdown.

by E_n_d June 5, 2021

shibiblet

A round fluffy,fuzzy,hairy particle stuck in your butt crack.-kind od like a hair ball...but made up of various things...

I think I have got a shibiblet, let me pick it out.
Wow look there is a pube sticking out of this shibiblet.

by Sabo Waki May 15, 2006

spibob

an attractive man who is your teacher

spibob is my pe teacher.

by samantha desj January 9, 2008

spibb

spibb is something, undefinable, from hi to omg, it also is a form of religion in the fact with the grand master spibb the bibsmeefy and the quamstible, most people probably think i am weird for rambling on about something they have never heard of (which is part of spibb), but in truth you always knew for it flows through every thing giving every thing its spibbly aura, each different , each special . . .

it was invented by a man of great wisdom . . .

and if you dont believe me in this you will forever be shamed . . . . .

NO EAMPLE FOR THE WORD SPIBB (for i have said to much)

by the great bibsmeefy February 17, 2010