A splibbith is a man of Hispanic race who acts foolishy. Also common referred to as “splibs” splibbiths are well know for their lack of contribution to society and idiotic behavior.
An excellent album made by a *SEVERELY* Underrated artist, his name is DavidCrypt, he has some other good albums like bootleg advance, playtime seacoast motel, and Null. Null is one of my personal favorites, a good song on there is Temperr. He's most known for his cover of "World's a fuck" by semetary.
Carson: "Yo bro! Did you check the new DabidCrypt album?"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.