smarmle

MyTo smarmle. To be tricky, sneaky, or or craftty

A smarmler. One who smarmle. Someone who is scheming, angling, or being tricky or sneaky

Smarmled to have tricked or gotten en over on

Derived loosely from the term "smarmy" from the UK mid 1950's

I'm sure that Eddie haskall would smarmle the cleavers if given the opportunity

by Smarmle September 28, 2017

Smarmite

A way of describing a smarmy individual, someone who loves their own opinion and runs their mouth off frequently.
Can't decide if you like or hate them though

Dan: Yeh I'm not keen on that Pete
Matt: Yeh he's proper smarmite like.

by Word Kreme January 5, 2018

smagmacker

An annoying abusive person. Who likes to have intercourse with a prostitute in a window seal.

John is a smagmacker for sure. He loves it with a passion.

by Ham mah January 18, 2018

Smarmy

A word slam on smegma and army. An army of smegma in reference to a shitty personality that can only be quantitifeid by the use if the term smarmy. The worst quantification of a person's personality.

That bitch is so full of herself she's verging on the smarmy side.

That lawyer is so distrustful and slithery. No other way to describe him but to call him smarmy.

by Give a shit February 6, 2018

smartassish

being a pain in the ass by behaving as if you know everything and/or being sarcastic

Kid behind the camera: *makes a joke*
Tourettes Guy father: Well quit acting all smartassish!

smartass Tourettes Guy

by smartassish March 24, 2018

SMAMANS

Slowest Man Alive Maintaing A Negligible Speed

Student 1: Here comes our Professor!
Student 2: Where?
Student 1: Oh, he'll finish climbing the flight of stairs in due time. He's a SMAMANS

by DarthSnek May 18, 2018

sharmanice

A great woman who is the bomb dot com

Sharmanice be killin it!

by AlwayzzMe June 12, 2018