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Squeezing the Cleavers 

V. The action of squeezing ones breasts together to create a more dramatic cleavage. Often done immediately prior to someone taking a picture, often in a moment of revelry or inebriation.
Most commonly seen among Midwest females during the first few warm days of spring. This phenomenon occurs simultaneously with a general shift in attire to allow more bare skin.
She's Squeezing the Cleavers in 7 or the 10 pictures she took last night.

Meat Cleavers 

Term for a girls arms that are disproportionately fat and look like big hunks of meat. Meat cleavers are often found on semi-attractive girls who have had too much Ben and Jerry's.

Commonly shortened to just cleavers.
Damn, that girl would be pretty hot if she didnt have those fucking meat cleavers.

I ran into Stacy the other day and she got some cleavers since I saw her last, what a shame.

Big Beaver Cleaver 

Pablo had a Big Beaver Cleaver which pleased lovers every where.
Big Beaver Cleaver by I, Wreckerrr October 12, 2016

Dan Cleavered 

Beyond white girl wasted. The absolute mostpoint that anyone can be under the influence of alcohol
"How was last night"
"Mate, I was absolutely Dan Cleavered"
Dan Cleavered by pseuper_pseudonym November 14, 2019

cleavesdropping 

Positioning oneself so close to a female or group of females, that you can actually peer deep down into their cleavage!
Last night we were clubbing and cleavesdropping all the fine women sporting hot summer tees. So fine!
cleavesdropping by Mozie1960 June 13, 2008

taken to the cleaners 

to cause to lose all or a great deal of one's money or personal property, as through gambling or a bad investment
i got booted out of treatment too soon. I got sent home after two extremely expensive, thirteen thousand dollar days. Yes. Mom had to fork over thousand of dollars to those assholes. She was really taken to the cleaners.