Slurboarding

Slurboarding is what happens when you drunken type on any kind of keyboard, full size or touch screen. It's the equivalent of slurring your speech when drunk.

Meaning "where are you?"
Slurboarding "where are too!"

by Scooter37 May 25, 2013

Slurching

When something slows down or loses effectiveness due to overuse.

Still functioning, but at reduced efficiency.

I've been reading too much these last couple of weeks, my brain is slurching.

By midnight, the drunk could no longer string two words together, but he managed to slurch his way home.

The engine was making the worst sounds, but we managed to slurch into the garage.

by deth2israel August 26, 2013

Slufie

A Slutty Selfie

All the pictures that girl posts on Facebook are slufies, she's always naked in all her selfies.

by Mkriley2006 November 30, 2013

slorfling

Slorfling is the name of oral sex whilst changing positions.

Slorfling is the expression used during the act of intercourse. It describes the act of, snuffling and slurping whilst transitioning from missionary to doggy style.

by MR & MRs G.SPOT April 19, 2014

Sluffner

A slutty female who snorts cocaine while getting her pussy pounded.

Molly is a big sluffner! When we pounded her pussy she snorted that cocaine!

by EzioReilly December 20, 2014

slurbendocken

The act of slurping her vagina like spaghetti

While being intimate, he slurbendockened her at request.

by Lollypop bitch January 1, 2015

slurify

When you jerkoff and you mix both lotion and cum or lube and cum together creating a sticky slury

I was so tired last night I jerked it,let it slurify , let it dry and fell asleep. That's how tired I was

by MrWafoz August 14, 2015