shampoodled

To have been done bogus, usually by members of the opposite sex, in a way that causes confusion and or frusteration

David, "So, when I arrived at the party, all of the chicks left."

Brent, "Wow, you were shampoodled."

by slapmesilly17 May 29, 2010

Shap

Blind af potato that falls of his bike. Lives off powdered soup. Known sex pest.

Shap is the worst bike rider in the world.

by Poly89 June 30, 2022

hey shampoo

an illegal immigrant with 2 identities. works with one name and collects welfare or WIC checks with another name. they may get away with it because of lack of a birth cirtificate. goes to college and gets govt & other funding. keep working! millions on welfare depend on YOU!!!! (I am not one myself)Report their fraud & get a cash reward in most states.

The hey shampoos next door need to be quiet, its pretty late and i gots work tomorrow

by Serbian Gangsta April 29, 2008

kiki shampoo

A special extra-strength shampoo, guaranteed to make even Kirsten Dunst's hooch smell fresh like spring rain.

Yeah, I was having trouble getting John to give me a good tongue-lashing "down there," but since I tried that kiki shampoo, I can't get his tongue out of my panties!

by lucyfur April 11, 2008

Shampoo

champagne (either an altering or, a comparison of the bubbles to the foam produced by shampoo)

I almost forgot the shampoo.

by The Return of Light Joker April 22, 2010

Shmappy

A person who looks identical to another person; a lookalike.

Jane: Look! That person is the spitting image of Richard Gere. Is it really him?

Tom: No, it's just a shmappy Richard.

by shmappy natalie portman April 21, 2009

shampies

sounds like a br*tish word for old people diapers

u : grammpa tf u doo-doo in yo pants go get u sum shampies
brittle bone grammpa : idjkcxivffdklxbjiodlc

by warbumbo April 8, 2021