work it like a stripper pole

bumpin and grindin and shit like yo girl was gettin nekkid and dry humpin a brass pole

Yo fat ass mama and skanky sister worked my shit like a striper pole!

by Paul Thundergod July 22, 2003

Stripper change

When you pay your bill at a bar, restaurant, or any place that expects you to tip, and you get your change in small bills, heavy on the $1's.

"Dammit! I paid $12 for 2 beers, and got $8 back in ones! What am I gonna do with all this stripper change?"

by Noisemaker February 14, 2010

Stripper Commute

(n.) 1. A lengthy drive from one's residence to their location of employment, like the distance a stripper drives to the strip club, where she works, to avoid encountering any friends family or associates and revealing she's a stripper.

Since switching offices, Tommy's drive to work has become a stripper commute.

by Kurtisbadical February 24, 2010

stripper dog

An old man who is well past the age when any woman
would have sex with him but still acts like a young stud in a
strip club.
A fat guy who is too obese to have sex but pays young naked strippers to rub themselves all over his immense belly.
A loser with no friends who's only interaction with other
humans is the dancers at the neighborhood club.

Sally:" Did you see Grandpa? He's all dressed up!"
Bob: " He's going to the strip club to throw our inheritence
at the dancers, he's become such a stripper dog since Grandma
died."

by jsd9632 January 7, 2012

stripper-feet

<adjective> /<verb> strippers/other bitches who wear trainer heels, walk around in their heels so often that their feet eventually become rough, are ashy in between the toes, and have chipped paint on their toenails. You would think that because most of these girls have "money" they would take care of this, but they are too busy supporting their habit of choice to drown out their conscience that they are not worried about their feet.
Coming soon to a strip club near you

Yo bitch if you don't stop touching me with your stripper-feet, we gonna have problems

by jay.so.tatted December 7, 2011

Stripper Susan

A Polish Stripper by the name of Susan. She enjoys killing babies, smoking joints, and stripping.

She likes beating the hell out of people, and she won't stop just because you need to breathe, idiot.

Also a long time raper of Billie Joe Armstrong.

If you ever mess with Stripper Susan, prepare to get the shit kicked out of of you.

Stripper Susan likes to strip WEOWWW!!

by BRITTY March 20, 2005

strippers chocolate cake

The sugary brown rectal contents typically found in an asshole after a female or male stripper exits a cake.

Damn, Vitus, your brother's strippers chocolate cake was fantastic and nutritious.

by Aberham Lincoln January 18, 2008