Schmeb 

a slang term for MARIJUANA

dude cheapass, i picked up some dank ass schmeb.

Schmeb by DANKnugetZ March 31, 2009

schmear 

Verb: to rub one's (usually naked) rear against any surface such as the carpet, wall, chair in a smooth slow flick movement.
Noun : the unwanted substance occasionally, regrettably, deposited on a surface as a consequence of performing a schmear.

Not to be confused with smear.

Verb: Darling! Don't you dare schmear on your brother's chair!
Noun: Mummy! Zoe just left a big schmear on my seat and I just SAT on it and it's DISGUSTING

schmear by IHateCleaningUpShit July 21, 2013

Schmed 

A Zombie In a Video game

Ex. We Shot that schmeds head off

Schmed by Dartty May 28, 2008

Schmear 

1. When you forget something in your conscious mind while your asleep or falling asleep and then finally realize your forgetting something. --
a.The feeling of forgetting when you have been on a dose of "preferred choice here."

Hey I was falling asleep at Ted Gundy's house and had this incredible schmear and then realized...

Spectator 1: You had a schmear? No way!

Schmear by Now This is Entertaining December 11, 2008

schmegma 

the creamy and chunky discharge and slob mixture

sean had schmegma on his weewee causing patty ( his mom ) to gag.

schmegma by sven and billy boy April 28, 2003

schmeal 

(v.) In discretion, to smoke, likely an illegal substance which prompts such discretion.

Amber: "I'm bored, what do you want to do?"
Zack: "Well, I've got our old DVD of 'Dazed and Confused' -- you wanna schmeal and watch?"
Amber: "Hell yeah! You peal the gravity beal while I real a bleal! F*** whatcha heard we bout to SCHMEAL."

schmeal by Blaze[D] February 17, 2009

schmegert 

1. Someone who does something retarded. Also known as an asshat.
2. Someone who has a lame idea may be called a schmegert.

1: Why would he buy that?!?
2: Man you know he's such a schmegert.

schmegert by Chell March 29, 2007