1 definition by IHateCleaningUpShit
Verb: to rub one's (usually naked) rear against any surface such as the carpet, wall, chair in a smooth slow flick movement.
Noun : the unwanted substance occasionally, regrettably, deposited on a surface as a consequence of performing a schmear.
Not to be confused with smear.
Noun : the unwanted substance occasionally, regrettably, deposited on a surface as a consequence of performing a schmear.
Not to be confused with smear.
Verb: Darling! Don't you dare schmear on your brother's chair!
Noun: Mummy! Zoe just left a big schmear on my seat and I just SAT on it and it's DISGUSTING
Noun: Mummy! Zoe just left a big schmear on my seat and I just SAT on it and it's DISGUSTING
by IHateCleaningUpShit July 1, 2013