schmed
a cigarette; a smoke
Give me a schmed.
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schmed
verb: to flake out, let down, abandon, not show up as promised.
forms: schmed, schmedded, schmedding
forms: schmed, schmedded, schmedding
"I'm giving you the money for my ticket now, so don't schmed out on me!"
"Looks like Ed schmedded out on us again. I guess I'll ask my brother to drive us to the liquor store."
"If you plan on schmedding out on me again, don't ask me for any more favors."
"Looks like Ed schmedded out on us again. I guess I'll ask my brother to drive us to the liquor store."
"If you plan on schmedding out on me again, don't ask me for any more favors."
schmed by Dolores Z. June 29, 2006
Schmed
Strength of Schedule
term used, often in America Football, particularly College Football, in describing the difficulty of opponents a team has faced. The harder the S.O.S., the better as the team is more likely to be pardoned for losing games if they typically face better opponents.
Ohio State beat out Baylor and TCU to grab the fourth and final spot of the 2014 college football playoffs because Ohio State had a better strength of schedule as well as out of conference schedule. So though all three had lost one game each, the committee believed Ohio State's strength of schedule warranted them being awarded the final spot in the rankings.
Strength of Schedule by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo December 10, 2014
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