Plomping

The act of planting poo in an unconscious drunk person's undergarments, followed by convincing the person that they pooed themselves upon waking up.

Yo, we are totally plomping Mike right now, broseph. He is sooo wasted.

by Raebosss November 18, 2016

ploosh bloosh

the sound that is made when u take a shit and the toilet water splooshes up and gently kisses ur anal glands

"ah!!!!! what a nice surprise :) lov cleanse self ass with ploosh bloosh"

by gaydicklefrick69 April 9, 2017

Ploof

Pillow

I found out I was allergic to feathers, so I had to give up my feather ploof for a synthetic one.

by Eyetoldyaso April 18, 2022

sock plop

A sock plop is when you put butter in your sock and it makes a plop

Oh my gawd! that is one mean sock plop

by WaffleDude July 16, 2014

Indian Plop

While standing with a group of people conversing, you suddenly shit onto the floor without missing a beat in the conversation. This must be in a standing position, just like they did in the old days.

Me: So, I was out with this slut the other night.

You: Yea, she is a slut, I have fucked her so many times....

(You shit on the floor)

You: Next time I'm going to dip my hand in the honey pot!

Me: Dude, you just literally shit on the floor like an Indian would. That was a hell of an Indian plop!

You: Word!

by MentalTyrant1 February 12, 2017

hat-plop emphasis

Refers to an occasion where you are accompanying your buddy on a warm-weather stroll and he has asked you to temporarily carry his floppy sun-hat, and then during your shared conversation, you voice a strong and/or important statement that carries a significant amount of "weight" to it; you therefore "drive home" your point by dramatically/flourishingly squashing your friend's hat back onto his head.

Using hat-plop emphasis to drive home your point is not intended to be offensive or demeaning in the least, of course, but it must be performed appropriately/diplomatically in order to avoid your seeming arrogant or insulting. One of the best ways to accomplish this is to smile and raise your eyebrows somewhat as you carry out this maneuver; extra credit if you also make a loud humorous spluttering sound with your tongue/lips --- like imitating the long raspy passing of gas --- as you do so, ensuring that the person knows that you have merely playful/harmless intentions in your actions.

by QuacksO September 19, 2018

ploof

referring to someone as the dumbest person he/she has ever met

Omg, you are such a ploof.
George B. is such a ploof.

by FlonShnobe April 20, 2011