Pulp

Have sexual intercourse.

You see that girl over there?...I would totally pulp her.

by shabbafinkler April 9, 2015

Phelps

The kicking of ass at any swimming event worldwide.

I will Phelps you at the relay race this afternoon.

by Ninja Falcon October 8, 2008

Michael Phelped

To own somebody to the furthest extent.

John : Oh my god! I just beat up the Seniors all by myself!

Steve : Yeah, they sure got Michael Phelped..

by John Cafasso October 18, 2008

Michael Phelps

smokin fast, smokin pot

When Michael Phelps was 19, he was arrested for underage drinking and driving under the influence. Most people forgave him. Four years later, he was caught smoking marijuana. For some reason, most people still let it slide and still see him as an idol. But what's next? A sex scandal?

by braze February 27, 2010

Michael Phelps

The all-time American icon who not only won 8 gold medals in the Beijing Olympics but also is documented smoking marajuana.

Dude, since Michael Phelps gets high, it shouldn't be illegal.

by B18 February 7, 2009

michael phelps

A celebrity who gets photographed token on a bong and then has a small town sheriff go after him!

"Paris Hilton totally got Michael Phelpsed after that DUI!"

by Cocky Sanchez February 4, 2009

phumph

simply put, bellybutton lint.

lela: let me pick your phumph!
paul: thats not a word.

by lks February 11, 2006