Porting

The act of raping a homeless person and then posting pictures of them before and after online.

I was porting the other day and my friends said they loved the pictures!

by frandagdee February 3, 2025

Pasting like Church

To spend your day pasting to get the perfect seal

I was Pasting like Church

by Metallic Man September 25, 2025

I-Pouting

Listening to your I-Pod in the office to drown out the annoying conversations or protest the actions of your co-workers.

Lisa spent the afternoon I-Pouting to keep Brian's ramblings from spilling into her cube.

by Brian D of St Paul January 31, 2008

Plant-potting

Sexual act involving two individuals, one male:

One partner will try and cram the male partners genitals (both penis and testicles) into their mouth, before the penis becomes erect.

Term created in Bridgend, Mid Glamorgan, Wales, UK

Q: "Would you try plant-potting?

A: "Nah man, I hate it when my balls get touched"

by jamthecat January 31, 2010

Diddly possing

Being so buzzing that you start to talk without reason or meaning.

"Dude josh was so fucked last night I swear he was diddly possing all night"

by Skinceclayton February 25, 2014

Blast posing

When a man ejaculates onto a posing women with such force that it is comparable to a blast.

Last night my girlfriend and I were caught blast posing.

by Justapseudonym May 13, 2014

Clout pasting

When you post something for clout (fame or notoriety)

Yo, Timmy just clout pasting online

by Princess Syko May 23, 2018