Ohio shower

An Ohio shower is when you are in a rush and you have to clean yourself with wet wipe towels

I was in a rush so I had to take an Ohio shower - Kimmy Schmidt

by I Hat Enigg Ers June 8, 2016

Ohio Wesleyan

A small, private liberal arts college in central Ohio. Lots of preppies go there as well as a lot of smart kids who couldn't get merit or financial aid from Oberlin. Good Division III sports and an active Greek scene. A much better school than its national reputation.

"Hey, I'm going to Ohio Wesleyan to study astrophysics. Couldn't believe they offer that as a major!+

by Bostondude October 16, 2008

Ohio State

Established in 1870, The Ohio State University system consists of a main (Columbus) campus and several regional campuses located elsewhere in the state. The main campus is a comprehensive research institution, with colleges of agriculture, dentistry, law, medicine, and veterinary medicine. Research facilities include a transportation research center, a freshwater laboratory, a supercomputer center, and a polar research center.

Notable landmarks at Ohio State include "The Oval"; a giant, "O" shaped field in the center of campus known for being a popular hangout destination during the warmer months, Mirror Lake, a small pond located in central campus which is most famous for the annual "Mirror Lake Jump" which occurs every year on the Thursday before the Ohio State-Michigan Game which is done to resurrect the spirit of former head coach Woody Hayes; and the Oxley Memorial Library, which stands vigil on the west peak of The Oval.

Ohio State University's mascot is the Buckeye, which, unlike many universities, shares its mascot with no other university in the nation.

And, of course, like Woody Hayes put it, "Muck Fichigan".

"This year's Ohio State-Michigan game is going to be nuts."

by Picklesnshakes February 12, 2009

Ohio Potato

A verbal mistake by George W. Bush, expressed to the losing candidate John Kerry over the telephone after the election.

George-"I am going to enjoy this ohio potato on my plate."

Kerry-"Isn't it idaho potato?"

George-(hangs up the phone)

by Preston November 17, 2004

ohio rope

when you spin your dick like a lasso and hook it on your parnter.

I was curious, so I let the horse give me and ohio rope. I was never the same.

by zane123 December 3, 2007

ohio snowball

When a male masturbates into a cup and freezes his sperm ( cum). When it's frozen they throw it at others (bystanders) off of a 2nd story or higher building while screaming "CUMBALL FIGHT" OR " SNOWBALLS FIGHT"

Dakota: "Man, I just have my girl a HIGE bruise. I think she's gonna break up with me!"
Ethan: "What!! How!!"

Dakota: " I Ohio Snowballed her accidentally on purpose...'
Ethan: "That's funny and horrible that your gonna be single, dude."
Dakota: "Yeah, and I didn't help that I'm a professional baseball pitcher and my nits are the size of tennis balls!!..."
Ethan: "DDDAAAMMMNN, next time invite me for the avalanche!!"

by Bubble cake April 16, 2016

Ohio Bidet

When an automatic toilet's sensor is too sensitive and flushes a toilet while you're still seated, covering your ass in nasty toilet water.

Taking a dump and leaned forward to scratch my leg and I hear, "Whoosh." Damn toilet hit me with the Ohio Bidet.

by Stilldking June 9, 2019