Preston's definitions

taulanta

the sexual action of inserting a knife into one's anal, or vagina... usually causing self harm. Done in the action for pleasure or pain...

"Dude! howd she died?" "she died from a Taulanta!!!"

by Preston May 15, 2003

Taulanta

The art of manipulating a person in to hard core sex. involving whips, chains, hadncuffs, and knives. Also illegal in many many states.

Me and my ex girlfriend (miranda) did the Taulanta on the kitchen table (this is also illegal in many states)

by Preston May 14, 2003

Ohio Potato

A verbal mistake by George W. Bush, expressed to the losing candidate John Kerry over the telephone after the election.

George-"I am going to enjoy this ohio potato on my plate."

Kerry-"Isn't it idaho potato?"

George-(hangs up the phone)

by Preston November 17, 2004

Sloft off

a gathering of smaller materials, due to moisture, or scraping. Usually pertaining to the fine cheese between your balls after streneous activity.

I was going to go to my girlfriends house for a blow job, but I know I have loads of sloft off dead skin cells.

by Preston November 17, 2004

non-violent

ADJ. without violence (exp. non-violent protest)

You can slap hippies all day for fun cause they are non-violent people.

by Preston January 4, 2004

mo fo

slang for " Mother Fucker '

by Preston November 7, 2002

Swasticafication

A term used by Adolf Hitler and company pertaining to the nazification of Germany. (see Nazification)

We got'sta stop the swastification guys.

by Preston November 17, 2004