by Preston January 04, 2004
She was going to give me oral stimulation, but the fragmentation of my testiculation was too horrible. I had mealy balls.
by Preston November 17, 2004
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the sexual action of inserting a knife into one's anal, or vagina... usually causing self harm. Done in the action for pleasure or pain...
by Preston May 15, 2003
The art of manipulating a person in to hard core sex. involving whips, chains, hadncuffs, and knives. Also illegal in many many states.
Me and my ex girlfriend (miranda) did the Taulanta on the kitchen table (this is also illegal in many states)
by Preston May 14, 2003
A verbal mistake by George W. Bush, expressed to the losing candidate John Kerry over the telephone after the election.
George-"I am going to enjoy this ohio potato on my plate."
Kerry-"Isn't it idaho potato?"
George-(hangs up the phone)
Kerry-"Isn't it idaho potato?"
George-(hangs up the phone)
by Preston November 17, 2004
by Preston March 08, 2005