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Micro

Micro- As in "micro-penis" that refers to men who are so narcissistic or have such low self esteem that they feel the need to treat women like shit, drive pickup trucks with lift kits and nut sacks hanging off the hitch, have the Truth Social handle @therealdonaldtrump, or identify themselves as a Office of Management and Budget Director and a Christian Nationalist, and finally, anyone who was involved in writing or agrees with Project 2025.
The man that has the Truth Social handle @therealdonaldtrump has to do insane, stupid as fuck things to stay in the news 24/7 because he is so micro and he knows that the world knows it and he can't stand it.
by MAGA4All October 4, 2025
mugGet the Micromug.

micro-relationship

micro - relationship - mi-cro- re-la-tion-ship n.

“sense of being incidentally related on a very small scale,” specifically of interpersonal connections which develop in bustling metropolitan areas, as a result of frequent exposure to any individual with whom you have no other overt association, including but not limited to mutual friends, professional overlap or residential proximity. A stranger who happens to appear in your sphere of experience on a regular basis and with whom it becomes necessary for you to interact.
yeah i've had a micro-relationship with the cute coffee guy who grinds the coffee at the corner store for years complete with break ups, sex (with our eyes) and make ups though we never say a word that isn't about coffee

because we have a micro-relationship the bus driver always gives me an extra few to find a seat before he puts the pedal to the metal.
by cheesemac August 16, 2012
mugGet the micro-relationshipmug.

Micro sex

When a man with a micro penis has sex with a woman that is a midget
Bro I walked in on people having micro sex I was traumatized
by Lebronsforeskin July 31, 2025
mugGet the Micro sexmug.

micro-ghosting

When someone is only reply to your texts only when they want to engage in a conversation or feel like they need your attention.

It's ghosting in short term.
Someone: That girl Celiné is totally micro-ghosting me.
by seeeeeb December 18, 2022
mugGet the micro-ghostingmug.

micro shart

The small amount of shit that comes out when you shart, but not fully. A small shart.
I didn’t shit my pants, it was just a micro shart.
by Anon_* January 8, 2021
mugGet the micro shartmug.

usb to micro usb

when a man with a large dick ass fucks a man with a smaller dick while he fucks the first man's wife because his dick cant fit inside her
Guy 1: How does shaquille o neal fuck his wife?
Guy 2: usb to micro usb
by mathblu June 3, 2018
mugGet the usb to micro usbmug.

Micro Day

It's uh... A day.

Where we... Uh...

Celebrate the Master Chief
Wake up babe, it's Micro Day.
by NootOfRoses February 26, 2022
mugGet the Micro Daymug.

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