Slag Hoops

The large, metallic, ring-shaped ear-rings worn by the chavette. This is an integral part of the female slapper uniform.

"Check out her slag hoops! They almost reach her shoulders!"

by Scarvandaj September 23, 2005

hooped

Screwed. An uncomfortable situation. In a bad situation that seems to have no way out. Comes from one of two meanings:

1) To have figuratively taken it up the ass (the hoop).

2) railway terminology where new (additional) work orders were passed along to a train crew. The orders were printed on paper, tied with string, and held up high on the end of a pole. The string had a loop for the trainman to lean out of the window of a moving train and aim his arm through the loop (hoop) to get the orders.

"How you gonna explain that to your wife?"
"I dunno man, I'm hooped."

Yardmaster: "Theres more work for you down the line."
Conductor:"Damn, Why can't we tie up and go home?"
Yardmaster: "I got the orders from above. I'll hoop them up to you."
Trainman to Conductor after grabbing order successfully: "We're hooped"

by Gambrinus September 30, 2005

Hoopla

1.a substitute to any exclamation or noun.
2.the only word a fish can speak

"That sounds like a buncha...HOOPLA!"

"Lauren got a traffic ticket! HOOPLA!"

by Ryan Odonnell January 27, 2009

Hooptie Ride

Ghetto vehicle, usually lowered with cheesy aftermarket bolt-on parts. Exquisite samples will also have spraypainted flames.

"Check out that whooptie ride - I can't believe that paintjob!"

by Ebin October 28, 2002

Hooping

Placing an foreign item or object in your rectum in an attempt to smuggle it into a location.

Gerald was caught hooping cigarettes into the Penn again.

by Brody Anderson December 9, 2018

hooplah

Commotion, disturbance, hype, excited talk or gossip.

What's all the hooplah about?

by The Keeper of the Cheese October 17, 2003

hoopie mall

Properly, a flee market in the town of Rogers, Ohio. Could be used to describe any are that hoopies are likely to shop, such as a strip mall with a Dollar General or a Family Dollar. Also frequented by trucks and dirtbikes and people sportin' the white trash 'stache

You: I need some ammo, a knock-off Versace bag, a funnel cake, a 300 pound hog and some fresh Amish produce.
Me: The only place you can get all that is the hoppie mall.

by TheConcierge April 15, 2005