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Definitions by Ebin

pink steel 

A hard-on.
After my lap dance, I was sporting pink steel.
pink steel by Ebin November 2, 2002

Beat it like a rented mule 

To masturbate violently and prolifically.
Beat it like a rented mule by Ebin October 29, 2002

Shit Stick 

Toilet plunger.
Whey you lay down a coil the size of Texas and it won't go down, use the shit stick.
Shit Stick by Ebin October 29, 2002
1. A vehicle containing one or more hot pieces of female ass. You want to hit all of them.

2. A man's hog. This is a euphemistic definition deriving from the fact that after hammering on a woman's kitty, a man's penis can have a fragrance reminiscent of dead tuna fish.
Dave: "Hey, look at that carload full of poontang!"
Chester: "Yeah, that's a real tuna boat!"
Tuna Boat by Ebin October 29, 2002

Hooptie Ride

Ghetto vehicle, usually lowered with cheesy aftermarket bolt-on parts. Exquisite samples will also have spraypainted flames.
"Check out that whooptie ride - I can't believe that paintjob!"
Hooptie Ride by Ebin October 28, 2002