Definitions by Ebin

pink steel 

A hard-on.

After my lap dance, I was sporting pink steel.

pink steel by Ebin November 2, 2002

Tuna Boat

1. A vehicle containing one or more hot pieces of female ass. You want to hit all of them.

2. A man's hog. This is a euphemistic definition deriving from the fact that after hammering on a woman's kitty, a man's penis can have a fragrance reminiscent of dead tuna fish.

Dave: "Hey, look at that carload full of poontang!"
Chester: "Yeah, that's a real tuna boat!"

Tuna Boat by Ebin October 29, 2002

Beat it like a rented mule 

To masturbate violently and prolifically.

Beat it like a rented mule by Ebin October 29, 2002

Shit Stick 

Toilet plunger.

Whey you lay down a coil the size of Texas and it won't go down, use the shit stick.

Shit Stick by Ebin October 29, 2002

Hooptie Ride

Ghetto vehicle, usually lowered with cheesy aftermarket bolt-on parts. Exquisite samples will also have spraypainted flames.

"Check out that whooptie ride - I can't believe that paintjob!"

Hooptie Ride by Ebin October 28, 2002