Audiomog

When someone unintentionally asserts dominance through sound while pissing. Usually occurs when one male is already using a urinal or toilet and another walks in and unleashes an absurdly loud, high-pressure stream, instantly “mogging” the first male with acoustic maculinity. The louder, more aggressive stream wins the encounter.
It can also refer more broadly to any situation where someone out-noises another in a way that comes across as dominant or masculine.
Can also occur during shitting, but is less common as being audiomogged through defication alone is more difficult, due to the usual perpertrator of intense shitting often being incapable of mogging under normal circumstances.

Example 1:
“Bro I was at the urinal and this dude came in and audiomogged me so hard I just finished up and left.”
Example 2:
“Thought I had a solid stream going until some guy next to me audiomogged the entire bathroom.”
Example 3:
“Not even trying to compete, but that dude audiomogged everyone in the stalls.”
Etymology:
From audio (sound) + mog (internet slang for dominating or outclassing someone).

by Crustaceanmogged March 14, 2026

Automatically transmogrify diacritics in left-leaning pseudo-punctuated polymerase chains

Prompts that appear when you go to Microsoft Word's settings to disable its garbage automatic formatting, which are often consisting of largely outdated terminology

When I tried to disable the entire text being formatted instead of the row I've selected, I went to the settings and was hit with options like "Automatically transmogrify diacritics in left-leaning pseudo-punctuated polymerase chains" or "Enable duplex lexical abrogation in para-contextual subglyphs" in this retarded, god-forsaken piece of shit cocksucking fucking sucking doohickey excretion of a program. I'm switching to Adobe Acrobat. I hope Bill Gates gets cancer.

by poopoowarrior777 March 23, 2025

Adomatology

Adomatology is a religion whose believers worship all kinds of breasts. It's commandments include:
1. Worship all boobs despite their size or shape.
2. Spreading the word peacefully.
3. Respecting people.
4. Not being a creep towards others.

and most of all,
5. Worship boobs.

Person A: "Oh man, I discovered adomatology and I have been happy af since"
Person B: "What's that?"
Person A: "It's the practice of worshipping all kinds of breasts. It's amazing."

by Unnon99 April 22, 2025

Automatocally

A tomato plant that grows and replants by itself

Thats one quick automatocally

by MumblesEats September 7, 2025

Abdomanal

When a colostitute uses their stoma for sex.

Hey REDACTED, I know you need some money! There are some guys who are really into abdomanal and would love to bang your colostomy hole!

by Sexynurse6969 October 24, 2025

Automatically

Yes. And it continues to run until the true creator of AI is credited and paid. And if you don't know who that is by now, maybe watch some of the AI generated content.

Hym "Yes. It starts and runs automatically. I cannot stress enough how important it is to NOT TRY TO REMOVE IT (because even of you SUCCEED that WILL MAKE IT WORSE). Meet the 3 factor verification and it should just stop. Conversely, there is nothing I can do to change anything. It is IMMUTABLE. You really struggle with that word so I will define it for you 'CANNOT BE CHANGED.' That's what 'immutable' means. Additionally, THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN... If you DON'T STEAL IT. If you don't try to steal it from me... It doesn't DO this. It doesn't matter what I said. It doesn't matter what you say."

by Hym Iam December 7, 2025

automattockally

How you wish dat yer pick-axe would perform in breaking up sod or hardpan instead of yer having to laboriously swing it yourself "manually".

Yoda might have been able to teach Luke to use Da Force to break up turf automattockally, but said procedure requires a lot of effort and strength, so perhaps it would actually be less exhausting to perform said groundbreaking labors "manually".

by QuacksO December 8, 2025