Assanitis

A disease described as when one's ass is abnormally large.

Raquel! I think you have Assanitis! That ass is HUGE!

by Assonitis, assonite July 2, 2011

Assanging

(v). To excrete (perspiration, moisture, etc.) through the pores of the skin following an evening of extreme partying.

"This sweat is assanging down my back."

by Ulupna February 5, 2012

assmuncher

A type of person who is a complete asshole but in a different type of way.

A friendly asshole.

Mike- Omg bob is such a fucking assmuncher

Chris- yep

by Spongeboob January 28, 2016

Assange

Assange (-v.)
When someone changes the password on the WiFi router and won't tell you the new one.

:My neighbour has changed the WiFi password again, I've been Assanged.

by Mr Hoppy October 19, 2016

assmonkey

a person who has monkey grip and always talks about ass

you fucking assmonkey

by gfb4life November 8, 2016

Asman

Asman is a beautiful girl who will always have your back. You can trust her with anything. She is an amazing friend and a great lover. She can drive a person wild. She is a little stubborn but she will admit if she is in the wrong. She's funny beautiful and smart

Damn that girl is fire she must be a Asman

by Brunolilljeforsgatan 1 February 17, 2018

ASSMENE

Pronounced (Ars-may-ne)

To properly preform ASSMENE, one (usually the male participant) must be wearing a lamp shade over their head, whilst naked with an erect pee pee, and dancing take the L from fortnite atop a table.

The performer must chant : ASSMENE 3 times before nutting on the floor.

Julie: I walked in on my Tran daughter performing Assmene this morning

Jarrod: hey bro, you wanna assmene with me later?

Julie: I walked in on my Tran daughter performing Assmene this morning

Jarrod: hey bro, you wanna assmene with me later?

by BigBird6ix9ine May 24, 2018