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Ctrl-Alt-Del 

1. A combination of keys used before a login screen is presented on Windows NT/2000/XP. This is used because it is the only combination that cannot be sent over a network. It is also used to bring up the task manager and, when pressed twice will reset the computer. For this reason it is sometimes called the 'Three-Finger-Salute'.

2. A comic strip written by Tim Buckley relating to computer and console gaming. It can be found at cad-comic.com
1. d00d! j00 wa5 pwning at CS and j00r b0x0r cr@5h3d! j00 had to use Ctrl-Alt-Del!

2. Did you see the latest Ctrl-Alt-Del comic strip? It was just up a couple of hours ago.
Ctrl-Alt-Del by Batiu-Drami January 31, 2005
Related Words

u/alt-no-more

Everyone said buying condoms was no big deal and nobody would say anything....

Well that was a fucking lie.

I pull up at Walgreens and I walk over to the aisle with condoms. I go “well shit, I guess i need some deodorant too.” So I pick some up and then grab a box of condoms.

I get to the checkout line, i’m standing there and this one old lady is like “excuse me son, mind me asking how old you are?” And i’m like “Ummm I’m 16?” Then she purses her lips and makes this judging ass face and says, “Aren’t you a little young to be using those?”

At this point the other 5 people in the line are all looking at me so I got angry and just started acting snarky. “Oh, my bad lady, Imma just hit it raw and hope she don’t get knocked up.” She felt offended so she shut up pretty quick.

AND THEN when I get to the front of the line, the fucking cashier scans the box, smiles and says, “first time with these?” Are you fucking kidding me? Why would he ask that? Whatever. I just said “Um no second actually.” (Even though it was actually my first).

Ughhh. Anyways I hate people. I just want to buy some condoms in peace damn.
u/alt-no-more wanted to purchase condoms and now he's a celebrity
u/alt-no-more by u/tryinng December 25, 2018

DA BIG ALT 

Best player ever 🙅🏾 ♂️🧢 ALL DAT BROTHER AGGHHHHH
ITS DA BIG ALT YOU SHITTER
DA BIG ALT by Twitch Alt7 February 5, 2021

Queen Of Alt 

-who is the queen of alt?

- it's Lana Del Rey.
Queen Of Alt by lanadelreyyyy September 13, 2020

control alt delete 

How to shut off any fucking programs that decides to go against the high speed computer revolution. Motherfuckers.
O my goodess, this program is frozen, I need to press control alt delete.

CTRL + ALT + DELETE 

The key combination that solves everything.
"The TV monitor that's hooked up to the computer is broken."
"Try CTRL + ALT + DELETE."