Adulting

A meaningless existence

Doing stuff to live to have to do more stuff

I'm done with adulting, that's enough for me

by poisonSteak April 28, 2021

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Adult Attracted Person

AAP for short. Someone with a chronophilia towards adults. This includes teleiophilia (young adults), mesophilia (middle-aged), and gerontophilia (eldery). While Adult Attracted Minors (AAMs) are AAPs, AAPs can be adults too.

I am primarily attracted to 70 year olds, despite being only 20 myself. I am am adult attracted person.

by Shugunou February 28, 2023

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by 456AtabavA343 June 6, 2025

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adult sour patches

fake plastic boobs

my teeth were chattering as my eyes laid on those adult sour patches across the gym

by 420thedream August 16, 2021

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Adulting network

A Facebook group of chronically online admins and people masquerading as “adults”. Essentially the living, breathing embodiment of the “that one friend who’s too woke”, meme. You like Harry Potter? You’re banned. You’re in one of their “enemy” groups? You’re banned. You have a different favorite color from one of the admins? You’re banned. They claim to be all about inclusivity and tolerance even though one of their admins got outed as a r@cist and another one turned out to be a p3do 🤡

“I got banned from the adulting network, but whatever.”

by Fishingtoastproceeds_2298 November 25, 2024

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