Green poop 

A poop that comes out like a missile but doesn't splash

Jony-I had a poop that came fast but didn't splash

Carl-sounds like a green poop

Green poop by Memesinmyass November 19, 2019

Gas Assisted Poop 

A poop that is launch using intestinal gasses as a propellant. The expanding gas in the lower intestinal chamber pushes against the turd, thereby making the pooper work less to force it out. Also referred to as a G.A.P.

"Dammit, I've got a job interview in 10 minutes, and I need to take a dump. It had better be a gas assisted poop!!"

"How does John manage to take big dumps after the surgery to fix his hernia?"
"Oh, he usually eats foods high in fiber, so he always gets G.A.P.s, it makes it much easier on him."

Gas Assisted Poop by blobular August 19, 2011

pop can poop 

A turd so large in diameter that it feels like it's coming out of you the size of a beverage can of the 12-oz variety. It usually looks pretty big too and don't feel too great either!

The day after I ate that whole XL-Pizza with Double Extra Cheese, I was taking a dump when I thought my brown-eye was gonna rip open from the size of the turd I was trying expel. It felt like someone had shoved a pop can up my ass and it was kinda stuck there. When the marathon session was over I looked into the toilet and saw the monster I had created. Lesson learned. I never wanna make a Pop Can Poop again!

pop can poop by danofiremano December 16, 2013

Viking Funeral Poop

When a person in a public toilet, takes some toilet paper to wipe the seat clean. Throws paper into the bowel, then deficatges onto the paper, looking like a bunch of crap on a raft. Then it is flushed down signifying the "Funeral".

"Dude I just had viking funeral poop in the mens restroom at work"

Viking Funeral Poop by Eatech3 April 30, 2014

shoot the loop with plastic poop 

this is yelled by someone's father from the driver's seat when the vehicle is moving at a high rate of speed and hits a dip in the road.

Everyone hold on tight, we are about to "shoot the loop with plastic poop!"

shoot the loop with plastic poop by slslider December 27, 2017

Super Poop 

When there is so much poop in one place from one person/creature you might belive it was from three people/creatures.

Evan: Dude your dog just super pooped everywhere in your basement
Tyler: Not again...

Super Poop by Kingoflakes August 7, 2010

whoopsie-poop 

When a male is standing, urinating, and unintentionally defecates in the process.

So the other day I was standing there taking a piss, when all of a sudden I pooped! What a total whoopsie-poop!

whoopsie-poop by PoopieBandits January 12, 2011