danofiremano's definitions

Protest Shopping

A Socially Acceptable term for the age old but degrading term LOOTING, which carries negative connotations for those who participate in such activities.

"Yo Ur Honor, I dunno why WE wuz uhrestid fo LOOTIN'...We wuz just doin' a little Protest Shopping, datz all!"

by danofiremano November 27, 2014

asshole anaconda

A huge unbroken (pop-can round) long turd that curls around in the toilet bowl like a snake.

I was taking a crap and it felt like I was giving birth to an asshole anaconda. When I was done, I looked into the bowl and saw it curled up looking ready to strike out. It was a triple double flusher before I got rid of that thing!

by danofiremano December 7, 2013

pop can poop

A turd so large in diameter that it feels like it's coming out of you the size of a beverage can of the 12-oz variety. It usually looks pretty big too and don't feel too great either!

The day after I ate that whole XL-Pizza with Double Extra Cheese, I was taking a dump when I thought my brown-eye was gonna rip open from the size of the turd I was trying expel. It felt like someone had shoved a pop can up my ass and it was kinda stuck there. When the marathon session was over I looked into the toilet and saw the monster I had created. Lesson learned. I never wanna make a Pop Can Poop again!

by danofiremano December 16, 2013