Employee Status 

Being the type of person (loser/average) that will end up being an employee as opposed to a "boss". Usually used to demean someone else and to make the point that they are inferior to you.

Wow that guy is such a fucking loser. Employee status for life.

Employee Status by Senvik May 16, 2011

Over Status

When Some one on any site, decides to post lots of statuses after they just got done with a status becuase they got alot of like on the first one, or some one liked it who they like

Status from such and such: im tired., idont feel good,. like for a tbh., like for a rate., like for what i like about you
* He Over status

Over Status by Billando October 31, 2011

Belieber status 

Derived from the term "Belieber", a term for a highly obsessive fan of canadian pop musician Justin Bieber, the state in which one is highly obsessive with any musician, athlete, actor, or celebrity in general.

Guy #1: Ay brah, I just got "OVOXO" tattooed on my back! YOLO!

Guy #2: Dude...seriously...you're on Belieber status when it comes to Drake...Hop off his dick.

Belieber status by Cazius Cray February 12, 2013

calm your status 

A term applied in suggesting to a friend that he/she chill the fuck out/relax.

The origin of this phrase is traced to the ever popular social networking site, Facebook.

Sam: Jeremy, bro! Where the hell is the funnel! Cannot find it!

Jeremy: Sam! Calm your status! It's over by that coma'd chick next to the sofa!

calm your status by elmo1andonly March 29, 2010

shitpost status

funny short videos that have recently blown up on YouTube

Person 1: did you see that funny shitpost status video about those two africans fighting?

Person 2: yeah it was funny.

shitpost status by Greymooo_yt November 30, 2020

Ramen Status 

When a college student reaches the status of only being able to afford 14 cent packs of Ramen noodles.

You had Ramen noodles for breakfast, lunch and dinner? I see you've reached Ramen status

Ramen Status by Prettytiffanyb January 30, 2005

Big Dog Status 

When a nibba has rep like the ocean has water.

"I got big dog status, it ain't no secret. LA DI DA DI DA, SLOB ON ME KNOB."

Big Dog Status by Nick Big Dog February 23, 2018