Schmoolie

(1) Adjective. Someone who exhibits illegitimate behavior.

(2) Someone who makes questionable calls or screws people over.

That guy was being a real schmoolie, I can't believe he decided to skip out on the bill.

by jtd205 April 11, 2010

schmoosh

to smash, crush or compress

a car accident you schmooshed your car

by al spector May 28, 2007

Schmoofy

1. A feeling of awesomeness shared between two lovers.

2. A descriptive word that can be used when a partner is being especially cute or amazing.

3. Anything including feelings of love towards a partner.

1. Girl: "Me and my boyfriend got really schmoofy last night, it was really awesome"

2. Guy: "She let me play COD on our anniversary she is so schmoofy."

by Geoff-Fiona December 30, 2010

Schmoople

A word that is almost impossible for a native English speaker to say three times, especially if trying to sound serious, or in conversation, without at least smiling

schmoople, schmoople :D damn it

by bunger1598 August 31, 2011

schmooves

Smooth moves to obtain goods or services. Often to the other sex.

Brad: I was going to get a parking ticket for being 5 minutes over but I put on my schmooves for the lady and she let me off.

by NZAP 9041 April 5, 2016

Schmoobed

The state of being so absurdly high that you cannot think or move. Time stops and you no longer exist in this dimension alone. Your soul now partly exists in several other parallel universes and you feel absolutely numb. Nothing makes sense and yet everything makes sense. This usually occurs after 5 strong weed brownies, or several mushrooms, or acid tabs. Once you reach this state, your view of the universe is eternally altered. You realize that everything is infinite and a spectrum of love. This world becomes eternally beautiful and your fear ceases to exist.

I got schmoobed as fuck last night when i took 9 grams of shrooms after an hour of bong hits.

by Light a bong with a laser April 8, 2017

Schmolocked

that you, someone else, or an object is fucked. Drunk or just generally fucked. A mixture of bollocks and shit and fucked

I am so fucking schmolocked shouldn’t of drank those last couple shots

by Kpat June 1, 2018