Schmolocked

that you, someone else, or an object is fucked. Drunk or just generally fucked. A mixture of bollocks and shit and fucked

I am so fucking schmolocked shouldn’t of drank those last couple shots

Schmolocked by Kpat June 1, 2018

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cock schlocked

...then my pee-pee got stuck in her va-jay-jay. She cock schlocked me!!

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To Be Beaten Shamefully

Hallah: Omg Dude Wtf I Got Fkn Schmooked

Cabal: Chilax Have A Kebab

Hallah: Fully Sick Man

Cabal: Fully

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To Be Beaten Shamefully

Hallah: Omg Dude Wtf I Got Fkn Schmooked

Cabal: Chilax Have A Kebab

Hallah: Fully Sick Man

Cabal: Fully

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To be 'schmocked' literally means to be high or intoxicated due to the consumption of marajuana.

'Last night I was really schmocked off that weed'

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-to make a joke by confusing your friends into thinking it means something else

It can also mean: Schmidt + Spook= Schmooked

My friend Schmidt got Schmooked hard by Dave.

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Another term used for getting turned down by a girl for sex. (Combination of schlong, cock, and/or locked)

He totally schlocked out on his date with Jessica.

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