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A beautiful blob of red clay produced by Ishu, Malu, Sam.
Schmoople was born today. Sam is the Godmother. Malu is the backup godmother in case Sam runs away.
The backup godmother killed Schmoople. He was brutally mutilated by the backup godmother.

Last seen: Emergency house, room 601, Friday, 3rd August 2018 last period.
schmoople by imsisgood August 5, 2018
Urban Dictionary Merch
1. adj/noun can either be a synonym to dumbass, idiot or stupid. Conversely, it can also refer to a pet name, or something done out of pure joi-de vivre. schmoople can thus either have a positive or negative definition depending on the context and the familiarity of the person with whom you are talking with both you and the expression.
"how was your day?"
"schmoople"

you're a real schmoople, you know that?"
Schmoople by bunger1598 August 22, 2011
A word that is almost impossible for a native English speaker to say three times, especially if trying to sound serious, or in conversation, without at least smiling
schmoople, schmoople :D damn it
Schmoople by bunger1598 August 31, 2011
oh my that badger has a rather large schmoople!
schmoople by BarryChuckle727 July 9, 2014
The thingy on the top of a gazebo.
"That gazebo looks great, especially with such a top-notch Schmoople!"
Schmoople by carson9910 June 28, 2026

Schmoigle 

A basket fruit given to the the eldest jewishboy on his birthday.

The fruit must be green but pear are forbidden.
Err...you could give him a Schmoigle! Apples, Grapes, Kiwis...but Pears are forbidden!

Schmooblydong 

The word that can most accurately describe the sensation experienced from

listening to Barbara Streisand sing the musical works of Celine Dion.
Hayley: "So, how'd the big night turn out?"
Roger: "It was... there's no word to describe it. Schmooblydong? That's not it,

but it's close. Let--let me try and put it in terms you can understand. Imagine

being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun-baked

porta-john."
Hayley: "Wow. That actually does sound really good."
Roger: "Yeah. I'd like that too."
Schmooblydong by American Dad! November 3, 2013
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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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