A pervert is a mindless dick who will think of something sexual every time anybody says anything. It is also like, a stalker, but you stalk only girls, and you drool over them, or spy on them for titties, or ass.
ex;
Friend: Hey, Daniel wants you.
Pervert: Tell him: Sorry, I’m not gay.
Friend: No he wants to talk to you.
Pervert: About what? Sex?
Friend: *silence*
ex2;
Pervert: Mmm….
Friend: Huh?
Pervert: Look at that ass…
Friend: You pervert.
Pervert: *keeps drooling*
Friend: Hey, Daniel wants you.
Pervert: Tell him: Sorry, I’m not gay.
Friend: No he wants to talk to you.
Pervert: About what? Sex?
Friend: *silence*
ex2;
Pervert: Mmm….
Friend: Huh?
Pervert: Look at that ass…
Friend: You pervert.
Pervert: *keeps drooling*
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Hailey: AAAAAA OMG JACKKKKKK!!!! MY BUTTHOLE IS CLENCHING!!!! MY BOOBS ARE SO SYMMETRICAL FROM U SUCKING THEM EQUALLY!!!!!
Jack: OOOOOHHHH OH MYYYY ur boobs are getting deflated!!!!!
Hailey: WHAT?! NOOO!! *grabs her boobs* OMG ONES SO MUCH BIGGER THAN THE OTHER!!
Jack: it's ok pookie ima go grab some milk to inflate them. brb. *walks off the stage*
Narrator: all the pervets just looked at Hailey. one ran to her and started getting her pregnant. Before a dumbbell dropped on his pp.
Jack: im back guys. anyways this is what happens to pervs so be aware and prepared and sexy.
Random pervert: AAAAAAHHHHHH my pp!!! its so deformed and squished its like my moms chest hair!!!
Billy: JACK, JACK! I have great news
Jack: what is it dr billy?
Billy: yo girl be pregnant with like 1/2 of a baby.
Jack: where tf is the other half?!
Billy: since its so small it can only produce the upper half of the babies body
Jack: can u tag her booty? since apparently mine is too small?
Billy: yah wtv ig. come her baby
Hailey: ok si papi. *they do it for like 10 days straight*
Hailey was like super pregnant with like 23 babies or something like that it's been a lot more than I have fingers and toes. yeah something like that.
Billy: ok ur prepared for child birth
Tim: you got this Hailey!!! PUSHHHHHH
all the perverts watched in total f-ing confusion bc what are these time skips idk anyways lets continue
Hailey: I gave birth to 40 babies.
Billy: 41. here's a healthy young seaweed plant.
Jack: OOOOOHHHH OH MYYYY ur boobs are getting deflated!!!!!
Hailey: WHAT?! NOOO!! *grabs her boobs* OMG ONES SO MUCH BIGGER THAN THE OTHER!!
Jack: it's ok pookie ima go grab some milk to inflate them. brb. *walks off the stage*
Narrator: all the pervets just looked at Hailey. one ran to her and started getting her pregnant. Before a dumbbell dropped on his pp.
Jack: im back guys. anyways this is what happens to pervs so be aware and prepared and sexy.
Random pervert: AAAAAAHHHHHH my pp!!! its so deformed and squished its like my moms chest hair!!!
Billy: JACK, JACK! I have great news
Jack: what is it dr billy?
Billy: yo girl be pregnant with like 1/2 of a baby.
Jack: where tf is the other half?!
Billy: since its so small it can only produce the upper half of the babies body
Jack: can u tag her booty? since apparently mine is too small?
Billy: yah wtv ig. come her baby
Hailey: ok si papi. *they do it for like 10 days straight*
Hailey was like super pregnant with like 23 babies or something like that it's been a lot more than I have fingers and toes. yeah something like that.
Billy: ok ur prepared for child birth
Tim: you got this Hailey!!! PUSHHHHHH
all the perverts watched in total f-ing confusion bc what are these time skips idk anyways lets continue
Hailey: I gave birth to 40 babies.
Billy: 41. here's a healthy young seaweed plant.
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