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Laura Peterson

A very hot and level minded milf who was outed and fired from her job for being a lesbian in the late 90s. Will be blunt and tell you her honest opinion while recommending therapy. Don’t cut her off
Man I really need a Laura Peterson in my life.
by MoonlightMilfs January 11, 2022
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Trash peterson

A vegan super star of perth wa. She raises awareness of veganism by yelling at butchers and customers. Her personal experience with animals is by breaking into factories farming. Her educational knowledge of being an activist is by using Google. Her part time job to cover costs of being an activist is selling pictures of herself nude in the name of animals. She is the super hero of all vegans.
Oh yeah that lady who I inspire to be as a vegan
I remember her she was on channel 7 news for her activism

Trash peterson is who all the kids want to be like
by Miss.good.vibes May 9, 2023
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Jordan Peterson

A logical fallacy where one of the sides attempts to discredit the opposition by painting the other side as incapable of arguing on the topic, by pointing out a source about the topic (which is mostly too long to skim through in a short time) and stating that they must scan the said source extensively before they can talk about the said topic.

It is a combination of "red herring" and projected "self-incredulity" intended to act as a setback for the opposition or to cut off the exchange by saying "You don't understand this topic well enough to talk about it".

It is named after "Jordan Peterson" as he is often known for using this tactic.
Example 1
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Representative A: I wouldn't want to drop a Jordan Peterson here, but reading the work of (insert author/thinker) named (insert source/research name) is a must if we want to discuss this.

Example 2
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Debator 1: It is not morally acceptable to suggest that the concept of human emotions can be put under an objective standard.

Debator 2: Well, in the work of "Sam Harris" named "The Moral Landscape", he talks about this topic extensively as to why this argument can be made. The suggested reasoning is not to divert our focus into utilitarianism, but to use it to identify what is beneficial for our well-being, which Sam Harris defines as the source of moral thinking.

Debator 1: I would have to disagree with that reasoning, and for that, I will be referring to (insert a counterpoint source or research). The reasoning of Q (author or thinker of the counterpoint) shows how your argument falls to pieces when faced with their deduction.

Debator 2: If you could elaborate on their reasoning, perhaps we can talk more about the topic and expand upon our debate through that.

Debator 1: I mean I could, but I don't think condensing a 600-page study into a few sentences can do it justice. And not to mention that we don't have the time tonight to go over all of the contents.

Debator 2: How are we supposed to continue our exchange then?

Debator 1: Read it, all of it, and come back. Then we can continue.
by Doge of Chamberlain October 11, 2023
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sir robert pattinson academy

A 'school' that was built back when dinosaurs roamed earth. It is currently a prison that cannot afford glue sticks for the English department. There are pathetic year 7 fights. The year 7s walk about with their bags drooping to the floor. Everyone who dares to go here may not make it out sane. It is often referred to as RP because nobody bothers at this school!
Dan asked,"Have you heard about RP?"
"What a school of zombies!", tasha replied
"What that sir Robert Pattinson academy school?"
by emloveswaffles July 26, 2018
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Electric Chair Pattern (Doge/Crypto/Stocks)

There are many different continuation and reversal patterns to look out for when reading the stock charts. The electric chair pattern was best demonstrated on Saturday May 8th at 11:25pm and at 11:45pm est, when Dogecoin had a slow rise to .70 and sharp mass sell-off to .63, and disillusioned and irrational buyers kept buying the joke meme coin raising it back to .65, causing a chart pattern that mirrored the electric chair on the candle chart. The electric chair pattern subsequently repeated into May 9th at 12:14am, when the same event caused the joke coin to drop to .47. Not to be confused with the Double Death Slide pattern, demonstrated when failing brick and mortar company gamestop (GME) went from $347, then to $193, then back to $325 before sharply dropping to $90 between January 27th and February 2nd.
Electric Chair Pattern (Doge/Crypto/Stocks): MAJOR WOW! Did you see how dogecoin incels zoomers got owned during SNL when Elon Musk lowkey clowned them, and smart people sold all their dogecoin? It was a text book electric chair pattern, because they got executed!
by Nelson says Ha Ha! May 9, 2021
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Frank H Peterson

Frank H Peterson Academies of Technology is the shit show of Duval County Public Schools. Poorly managed classrooms ran by a staff that is shrinking in both size and intelligence every year. No sports, nicotine addicted students, and enough silent racism to fuel a KKK Library. On a nice note, this place is very diverse. You have kids from all walks of life with varying degrees of intelligence. (I'm looking at you, Automotive kids.) Backtracking, the building is pretty much a bomb shelter with classrooms. In the winter, wild geese take over the campus and everyone *acts* like they're going to fight geese, but in reality, they're too much of a bitchbaby to actually do anything. The teachers? Hilariously Depressed. The student body? Hilariously Depressed!
Paxon kid: "Ayo what school u go to? "
Frank H kid: "Oh, I go to Frank H Peterson"
*Gets dropped by the tag team of Ed White and Westside Kids*
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Peterson

A term that means to murder someone, and dump the body as to not get caught (referring specifically to Scott Peterson).
Tom: Hey man, have you seen Tracy today?
Bob: Nah man, she went out on a date with some guy she met on the internet night before last and no one has seen her since.
Tom: Damn! I hope that dude didn't pull a Peterson!

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"Man that guy is such a dick, if he doesn't watch it I am gonna Peterson his ass and that it'll be that".
by BillyBones da real McCoy September 6, 2008
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