beetlejuice

2008 Grammy/Oscar winner. A retarded midget known from his appearances on the Howard Stern show.
Would be a millionaire rap star today if only he could hustle crack out of some girl's panties. Also see "Ja Rule" and "50 Cent".

Beetlejuice, get out there sell some rocks. You gonna be a big star man. You kick all their asses man!

by Wigga May 13, 2003

beetle

(n) A variation of "The Shocker" whereby you form your forefinger and thumb to resemble the pinchers of a beetle.

"one in the crapper, one in the snapper"

"While my wife was sleeping, so I snuck up and laid the beetle on her"

by whistlenuts February 15, 2009

beetle bite

You put your ring finger in her twat, your thumb up her butthole, and snap your fingers.

She had just taken a nasty shit and both holes were good and lubed up, so there wasn't much friction in the snap, just a quick, painful pinch.

by Homa April 1, 2005

You can’t dance to Beethoven

Basically when something doesn’t work out.

It can also be used when you don’t know how to respond to something

Originated from nerds who are in love with River Phoenix and have nothing else to do with their time.

Michael: Hey, I’m sorry things didn’t work out with you and Damon.

Aleks: Welp, you can’t dance to Beethoven.

by Jaebay December 19, 2018

Speedover Beethoven

The most overplayed DDR song, officially. It replaces both V (for extreme) and Daikenkai because those songs require some level of skill, whereas Speedover Beethoven requires virtually none at its lower levels (and it's got little cartoon guys spinning around in the background! LOL!!!111) People also play this song because the recognize the tune ('Fur Elise') even though they can't name it. Doing badly on Speedover Beethoven on beginner or light is probably a sign that one of your feet have been amputated while you weren't looking.

beginner: Aw shit man this DDR stuff looks hard better start easy with that song they play in the demo, whats it called, speedy beethoven, while I'm at it, I should play it for all three songs, since it's not like people ever get tired of hearing the same song over and over again.

goth chick who feels the need to correct other people on their dance styles: actually it's 'speedover beethoven'. it's a really tough song, but I manage to pass just because I'm so good.

bystander: HAHA OH WOW LOOK AT THOSE LITTLE GUYS WITH BIG HEADS IN THE BACKGROUND HEY GUYS COME CHECK THIS OUT!

by Im in ur arcade, September 22, 2006

Beetlejuice

Antics that you do or say is not the ordinary in other words crazy mentally not stable.

Yo I got this friend that's beetlejuice he just says the wrong things at the wrong time.

by Kick5k February 4, 2010

Beetchy

The product of a sassy couple with the names "Bee" and "mitch"

Damn that couple is so beetchy

Did you hear about beetchy ?
Beetchy is going to the party tonight

by That guy 9696 July 5, 2018