ghost turds

Tufts and whorls of accumulated dirt found on floors and under beds, couches, etc. in unswept rooms.

Joe, straighten up your room! And do something about those ghost turds near the grandfather clock!

by pentozali April 9, 2006

Turk

Weed, Marijuana, Cannibus, Pot, Grass

Dude we smoked mad turk last night!
Turk me up man!

by Turk Head October 29, 2003

Turk

Someone who burned half of Europe several centuries ago. More recently, they've tried to genocide off the Armenians and Greeks in the last century.

A Turk just moved across the street. Time to find a new house.

by Not a turk October 7, 2012

turk

A turk refers to people of turkish origin in australia. Turks do not classify themselves as being arabs...they think they belong to an elite group where they have the right to speak grammatically incorrect english,think their crooked noses are attractive and are proud of their names that sound like a rock in a blender. These turks are also know , after a fight in a night club that consisted of 15 turks and one 18 year old ozzie, to run down the street chanting ´turkiye´ whilst all are clapping out of time-to commemorate their triumphant victory. Turks are amazingly good at soccer. During their teenage years, turks usually find themselves isolated,without any friends,develop a strong stench and complete their facial charateristics-which result in a face even their own mothers are reluctant to love. Turks usually start puberty at 9 yeras old. A turks idea of ´sik´ facial hair is made up of weird zigs and zags. It is still unkown how they pick up chiks.

´Aye Mutlu, pass the cajik and the yorgutlu´

´turkiye turkiye turkiye´...we bashed him....´turkiye turkiye´

´ey not us is arabs we turks lan´

by rawTruth January 19, 2007

Tunks

A very, very gay man

You are a Tunks

by Adv. Shanana January 19, 2004

turkanese

exactly the same as tukanese except spelt the right way.

amy - echo and the bunnymen is not turkanese. or tukanese for that matter...
some other person - yeah.

by amy pettifer March 22, 2005

sweet lil man tucks

A term of endearment when you don't want a colleague of the same sex to know you want them bad. As in bending over backwards for them, or simply bending over for him/her/it to spear you in the rear.

SUP DAWG, you sweet lil man tucks!
You're sucha sweet lil man tucks!

by Hankie May 6, 2007