Filmed with a toaster

When a video stream is so bad the screen is all fuzzy.

Wow, is that being filmed with a toaster?!

by Hhgoal November 18, 2015

great boast little toast

it's a Persian proverb and it means that:

You don't need to boast when you got no penny to bless yourself with.
Great boast (but) empty pockets (to buy sth).

How can you afford to buy such an expensive jewellery with an empty pocket?
Great boast little toast!

by rkhodaverdian June 15, 2016

your mum on toast

A humerous and witty retort aimed at people who offend you using the popular slang "your mum" which can have deep and hurtful meanings to the receiver often resulting in them getting annoyed and wanting to fight.

This line asks the receiver to visualise their own mother ona slice of toast, often with side fillings such as cheese , the funnier more extreme the better.

"Your mum!"
"Yeh? well your fuckin mum on toast with cheese and lettuce smothered in tomato sauce!"

"hey dude you fuckin suck"
"Your mum on toast bitch"

by GF September 4, 2008

toast in the shower

Burnt (toast) out gay wet (shower) sex

"I'm so tired"
"Toast in the shower?"
"Yep"

by Al Greenburg January 17, 2014

Nigga Toast

An untoasted slice of white bread commonly found in rural African American restaurants. The white bread is a cheap alternative to a roll or other type of bread that is customarily eaten with a meal.

"Dude, can't I get a roll or something to eat with my meal? What am I gonna do with this white bread?

"Man, that's nigga toast. It's all they've got."

by The Word King July 30, 2009

give birth to a politician

To excrete solid bodily waste; to take a shit. The implication that the average politician is a(greedy, corrupt, duplicitous)piece of shit(which is true, in most cases).

"I'll be right back; I gotta go give birth to a politician."

by Jeff Wagenhals July 13, 2007

Toadette

SO KAWAII! I wanna huuug her! Pink female version of Toad from Mario Kart:Double Dash!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!

Hi, Toadette! ^_^

by Snebulizer December 3, 2003