Sproutzed

Sproutzed is a term used to describe an action of befriending someone, forming a friendship, helping the person understand the market, and then when they are ripe, take advantage of that friendship and take more than needed from them. In short, another word for scum behaviour.

My friend got Sproutzed! He got cheated out of his money by paying more than what the item was worth. The seller betrayed his trust so quickly.

by HidraMan December 18, 2025

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alfalfa sprouts

When a woman goes down on a unshaven man mane, comes up and kisses the repugnant Y Chromosome individual, and has pubes stuck in between her teeth

AB: "Hey Don, guess what happened to me last night?!"

DB: "What dude?"

AB: "This unruly chick went down on me for 25 minutes and then I realized I didn't trim my man bush until she came up with alfalfa sprouts in her teeth...like floss...gross..."

by Katharsis September 12, 2009

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Ball Sprouts

Pubic hair growing out of your balls.

I want to shave off my ball sprouts, but I'm scared I'll cut my balls and my testicles will fall out

by ghostlyt August 4, 2014

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Trusle Sprouts

A projectile originating from the anal orifice of The Truslenator at speeds of up to 69mph!
WARNING!
Theses Trusle Sprouts are covered in Trusle Butter and are highly corrosive!

Oh No, we must run to the top tree and back before The Truslenator covers us with his Trusle Sprouts

by Matty8472 June 21, 2015

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cold sprouts

a term that is usually miscommunicated when hearing the word “cole sprouse”. he is father.

“who’s cold sprouts?”

“no britany it’s COLE SPROUSE!”

by spilling the tea April 16, 2019

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bean sprouts and tofu

Two of the very few foods in the world that are actually good for you.

While it is indeed true that bean sprouts and tofu are really yucky-tasting and never seem to fill you up, they are literally one of the few edibles on Earth that you can actually eat without guilt (or weight-gain!). There's a simple rule of thumb when choosing what foods to stuff yer face with --- if it TASTES GOOD, it's not GOOD FOR YOU... plain and simple. But you already knew that. Pass the burgers and fries, please!

by QuacksO September 5, 2019

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