wet pressure jacked

when a guy has to piss and a woman squeezes his waist with her legs until he pisses then jerks him off

He got wet pressure jacked when his jealous girl friend squeezed the piss out of him with her hot thighs and jerked him off

by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022

Air Pressure (Jimmy)

Air pressure is defined by the force exerted on my booty hole by the air above it when Jimmy Brooks gets riled up

The air pressure (Jimmy) is too tight, I need a break daddy Jimmy

by SaturdayEveryday October 19, 2021

differential pressure

code name for the dab pen

yo bro pass the differential pressure

by haywardsleg November 1, 2021

Pressure Gape

Whenever an individual has to take huge shit, especially because of eating a chili cheese omelet, hot sausage, a boiled egg, cabbage, and chasing it down with chocolate milk. Once your body starts digesting all your food the gas pressure starts to build. The gas comes out first followed by a turd. Therefor your asshole is gaped open.

Hey man, can you cover my station? I have to go pressure gape!

by covid-rubbers July 27, 2021

Putin Pressure

The action of applying extra pressure to be victorious over a situation, person or a group of people. The act of making strategic extra moves without backing down.

My boss was putting Putin pressure on me to show up for my job on time.

by Thebabygee March 4, 2022

Surface Pressuring

The act of lifting the upper bed on a bunk bed (lifting the top bed like Luisa lifts their house) and trying to take the bed off and carry it. Then, you try and you failed to because you are not strong enough.

Wow, I can see Penny Surface Pressuring!
Penny: *Sweats*
Well, I guess she cannot anymore.

by irieomgfunny/面白い March 6, 2022

Emmet loves pressure cookers

The term used for someone who thoroughly enjoys the use, and or presence of a pressure cooker

Steve: did you see that new cuisinart

Vince: I only have one thing to say, Emmet loves pressure cookers

by Sewy slice June 2, 2021