Spartan Mask

The act of laying your cock and balls on another persons face. Making them look like a spartan

“Dude, I totally spartan masked Todd when he fell asleep. He had no idea.”

by Asswithtits January 18, 2018

Masturgram

When an individual goes on the worldwide social pictoria known as Instagram and engages in the solo act of masturbation to pictures.

Arthur:"hey did you see the new picture sarah posted?'
Luke:"hell yeahh, dude i masturgram to her pics daily"

by datthott November 11, 2012

Masego

This name Masego is of African Tswana origin. The meaning of Masego is "blessings". Masego is generally used as a girl's name. She is said to be a caring, beautiful and kind person. She chooses to see the good in people and has a pure soul. Don't be fooled by her calm, sweet and funny personality though because she feels things on a deeper level than most but will never show you. Which also means that you don't want to be on her bad side because she can be very cold when she wants to be. She has clever solutions to problems based on her sharp perception.She is clear about what she wants without being aggressive. She does not betray the trust of others and always does what she says she will do.

"Do you know Masego?"
"Of course I know Masego, she has helped me with a lot."

by Informative me November 22, 2021

Comedic Masturbation

When you are so funny by yourself that you laugh out loud without any participation by a partner.

Progresses from a small grin to a smile to a quiet giggle and then quickly reaches the climactic event of an audible belly laugh, or LOL. Following climax, tissue is often used to dry resulting wetness occuring in the ocular region.

My humor is not always understood by others and I frequently find myself involuntarily engaging in comedic masturbation.

by K-Rista-Raaah July 22, 2016

massah

Originally used by slaves to address their fiendish masters on the plantations, today, "massah" is used to address someone behaving in an obstinately bossy manner, especially if you think it's not their place to do so.

Wife: "Today I need you to go shopping, mow the lawn, wash the car, comb the dog, clip the cats' claws etc..."

Husband: "Yes massah"

by Spellnik October 14, 2007

Mashed potatoes

The act of sexual intercourse when both parties are heavily intoxicated and just end up mashing their genitals together.

Dude, bro, I had Amber over last night after the bars but we were so wasted that we just wound up having mashed potatoes until we passed out

by Smashpotatoez January 5, 2022

Masgor

An expression used to describe a person of high skill in a form of combat techniques such as Judo, Archery, Fencing. Originating in old British texts as slang but picked up on in greater numbers by Gaming communities, the term Masgor is a revived authoritarian term used often to refer to superiors or teachers.

"Jeff is a black belt in karate, he truly is a Masgor of the art"

"Josh is so accurate with a bow he is close to becoming a Masgor of archery"

"Jack isn't that good at Judo, I doubt he will become a Masgor"

by TheFrogOfJump May 4, 2013