Lacoste

A preppy, French clothing brand that is well-known for their polo shirts. Their logo has a crocodile on the left side of the breast. They make $72 polo shirts that fit comfortably and are very styling. Lacoste polos come in a wide variety of colors. They look good on almost anyone. I personally think they look really cute on girls.

Wow, she looks so hott in that lacoste shirt

by Preppy Cool Dude 24 December 26, 2008

Laci

A laci is always strange. She always talks about ramen and cannolis. She does cheer. Her friends names always rhymes with hers. She is brown headed but acts like a blonde. She laughs at everything. Sometimes you can make fun of her without her getting mad. Then sometimes she gets mad and acts like a total bitch, so you never know when the time is right. She roles her eyes without even knowing. At first she gonna seem like a bitch but you gotta get to know her.

Me: Is this laci
Laci: no this is Patrick

by Bixch December 2, 2018

Lackadickitis

A fictitious condition in which one lacks the company of a mans sexual organ for an extended period of time. In this instance that person may experience an increase in heat flashes, flirting, fantasies, masturbation, viewing of porn, or the use of electronic toys in order to curb their appetite for the male organ until a suitable partner is found.

She's suffering from
lackadickitis because it's been 6 months since she last had sex.

by mswordplay January 20, 2009

Lactose Overload

The euphoria felt after giving a woman a motor boat

Dude, after pulling my face out of her tits I experienced a lactose overload.

by justhatguy July 27, 2009

laced and tied

v. To get beat down by somebody, who is usually with a group of people, to the point of embarrassment. Getting laced and tied usually happens outside of a gay club or on the block, and mostly used by "the girls" (aka black gay men).

James: Ooooh girl did you hear the T?

Jamal: What gir?

James: Bitch! Jaylen was talking mad ish at the club, so Jeremiah and his Judys laced and tied him during the fallout!

Jamal: OOOH GIRL! That's real T!

by howwyouuduinn? March 12, 2010

lactodeflection

The annoying tendency for poured milk to bounce off breakfast cereal and onto the table or counter.

Man, I had my IRS 1040 all filled out and signed when a lactodeflection off my corn flakes splattered it with milk. I knew I shouldn't do taxes at breakfast.

by CoolBoomer November 13, 2011

Lacrache

To turn into a swan and rape people

I am going to lacrache you and everyone you love!
Ya friggen sloot!

by jesus's titties February 14, 2012