Keanu

Type of beard which the person has hairless patches on his otherwise manly face!

Whoa dude that is a most excellent keanu that bro has!

by Ted Logan December 9, 2007

keanu reeves

The most amazing, nicest, most breathtaking person on the planet, capable of stopping bank robberies with his kindness alone. The amount of kindness energy resonating off of him is enough to fuel the entire world for two weeks.

Random person: "YOU'RE SO BREATHTAKING"
Keanu Reeves: "You're Breathtaking!"

by Spoopy Chicken September 11, 2019

KEANU REEVES

A term used when talking about the drug Speed, Base etc.
Meant as in the film with the bus...
Also used is Sandra Bullock.

"Hey dude you got any Keanu Reeves..."

by Ivor Bigshaft August 31, 2007

Keany

To sweat profusely, so named after a famous Newcaslte Poly lad who suffered from an extreme perspiration issue which starts from his nose. To sweat precipitiously is known as 'having a Keany on'. Also see 'Yandle'.

"Shit the bed Jim, you have got a right Keany on!"

by Al Simpson August 29, 2006

Keannu

A cute female with a lot of haters

Keannu a bad bitch thats on my moma

by Lightskinn.diva April 6, 2017

Keanu

Noun, adjective, verb

1. Noun: One who possesses the dual qualities of harmless stupidity and childish bewilderment.

2. Adjective: condition of harmless stupidity and childish bewilderment.

3. Verb: to simultaneously act with harmless stupidity and childish bewilderment.

Today is my wedding. I'm pretty nervous but I'm going to try to Keanu it.

I failed my driver's test for the third time. I guess I'm a Keanu.

I haven't slept in 2 days and I'm feeling pretty Keanu.

by Johanne Utah December 16, 2008

Keanu Reeves

Used to replace a swear word or an offensive remark.

What the Keanu Reeves are you doing to my Keanu Reeves?

by officer buufasa February 9, 2009