Knob End

Properly, the bell-end or helmet. The purple piece exposed above Kojak's turtle-neck. Used to convey displeasure at any offending person.

Beckham, you cunting useless knob-end.

by titwanker April 10, 2003

Back End of the Bat Mobile

The state of your Brass Eye soon after you eat a really hot curry.

"I had a Ring Stinger in the Benghazi restaurant last night, and now I've got a dose of Gandhi's Revenge. My arse feels like the back end of the Bat Mobile."

by Snapper240 July 16, 2005

Genetic Dead End

A homosexual who will not pass on his genetics to his offspring. Coined by Stephen Colbert, literally means a dead end for your family's genetics.

"Tyler told me he was gay; wait until his parents find out he's a genetic dead end.

by ToasterBoy15 July 3, 2011

The End of the World

As fortold by Philip DeFranco, The world will end it 2012 when the Vampire Robot Nazis who are also Zombies attack. The obvious way to stop this attack would be Chuck Norris, but unfortunately he too is a Vampire robot Nazi who is also a zombie.

In the struggle to save the world, dolphins with laserbeams on their heads will team up with Flying Raptor Jesus to defeat Chuck Norris and the Vampire Robot Nazis who are also zombies. The battle with be close, but in the end we will lose and everyone will die. The end.

"Everyone knows the only thing that can defeat a vampire robot nazi that is also a zombie AND Chuck Norris is flying Raptor Jesus. And I dont mean to be a cynic or anything but I dont think Flying raptor jesus is going to come to our aid" - The End of the World

by Var Effing Sinler July 22, 2009

screb end

The Butt of a cigarette which is usually found lying on the floor of pavements,parks etc. Chavs have an amazing affinity for spotting these from a mile, just like a cow can spot the blades of grass in a field.

Fuck meeeee sideways... thats an odin that is, I just found a screbend and it's half full.

by Solstice May 2, 2005

get your end away

Alluding to the moment of male ejaculation, "to get one's end away" is an expression that can be more generally used to describe any satisfying sexual experience.

It is usually used in a derogotary way, suggesting that the male being described is either a bit of a man whore or that the speaker does not approve of what the man is doing:

how to use "get your end away":

John: "Where's Bob tonight, is he coming for a drink?"
Tom: "Nah, he's getting his end away with that tart he met the other night"

by sniq_e November 14, 2007

ass end

The worst part of something.

I got the ass end of the chocolate cake.

by Keynon May 21, 2005