cuffed

broke; cash-strapped

"man,I can't buy that, I'm cuffed till I get paid."

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

cuff your chick

Regulating your chick when she's acting all buck wild.

Showing who's boss; showing who wears the pants in the relationship.

::Girlfriend bickering to you about nonsense in front of your friends::

friend #1: cuff your chick, she's getting annoying.
friend #2: yeah man, you are the one wearing the pants in the relationship right?, well then regulate.

by Castlevania August 31, 2010

Cuffing Season

A stupid made up season with no correlating evidence what so ever.

Paige said it was cuffing season. She was full of it.

by Blackcatwiththemac November 13, 2018

Cuffed Buffalo

When you tie a string around your cock & balls until the tissue dies and falls off.

Dave created a cuffed buffalo by wrapping dental floss around his penis for 3 days. He now has no male genitalia.

by Mile High Burrito Gang June 14, 2010

Curfuckle

Like a curfuffle, but worse.

Joe: What happened last night?
Bob: I heard there was a curfuckle between keith and the bartender!!!

by BLAAA!!! I am a unicorn. November 16, 2011

cuffle

snuggling with your partner while your hands are restrained, preferably in metal handcuffs.

After Julie received her paddling with her hands in cuffs, Jack proceeded to cuffle with Julie.

by The good times roll November 29, 2017

Chinese Fister cuffs

A sexual position in which a man inserts one fist in a womans vagina, and the other fist in her mouth. The more she struggles, the more strained it becomes. Similar to chinese finger cuffs.

Only a pro should attempt Chinese Fister Cuffs!!

by RKJ November 26, 2013