you are the one that is the ball licker. You truly do lick the balls. Whenever there is balls to lick your the one thay call.
shouted at passerbys in a car:you are the one that is the ball licker. You truly do lick the balls. Whenever there is balls to lick your the one thay call. also a new spinoff is referred to a girl on her period. used as follows: you are the one that has a bloody tampon. you truly do need to change your tampon.
by heterosexual lifemates February 18, 2010
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you’re indeed NOT a good one. meaning your stupid, dumb not making sense in certain situation others would be more smart about etc.
example:
Sam:”i spent my last trying to get Ronald out of jail

liz : lol you a good one couldnt be me
by #ThatJustMakesSense May 18, 2022
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it's like tear you a new one, that is to kick someone's ass and threaten to rip/tear him a new asshole
If you don't stop harassing me i'll rip you a new one!
by Beggi April 23, 2007
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literally rip someone a new asshole.
in use can be verbal abuse or a threat to actual physical harm or in some circles could be quite literal
see prison pussy
you better stop lookin at my girfriend before i have to tear you a new one
by nick_pepper October 11, 2004
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Among the highest degrees of complete ownage, to tear someone a new asshole is to either physically or verbally beat the living fuck out of an opponent or his or her arguments.
Jon: I'm so much bettter than everyone.

Me: Is that before or after I tear you a new one? Let's see...together with your girl parts, that'll give you three
by Way to go, douchefag! July 17, 2009
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If you don't quit looking at my wife's hooters dude, I'm gonna tear you a new pronto.
by mangus June 5, 2004
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Phrase. Meaning you're acting crazy or goofy or all worked up

Can also be used just as a funny phrase after everything anyone says
Example 1:

Sarah: "im getting married next week!"
Chloe: "you on one"

example 2:

Tyrone: "hey baby I know this our first time meeting but do curious question do you squirt?"
Ashley: "nigga you on one"
by JessRex August 9, 2017
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