you are the one that is the ball licker. You truly do lick the balls. Whenever there is balls to lick your the one thay call.
shouted at passerbys in a car:you are the one that is the ball licker. You truly do lick the balls. Whenever there is balls to lick your the one thay call. also a new spinoff is referred to a girl on her period. used as follows: you are the one that has a bloody tampon. you truly do need to change your tampon.
by heterosexual lifemates February 17, 2010
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it's like tear you a new one, that is to kick someone's ass and threaten to rip/tear him a new asshole
If you don't stop harassing me i'll rip you a new one!
by Beggi April 23, 2007
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literally rip someone a new asshole.
in use can be verbal abuse or a threat to actual physical harm or in some circles could be quite literal
see prison pussy
you better stop lookin at my girfriend before i have to tear you a new one
by nick_pepper October 10, 2004
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Among the highest degrees of complete ownage, to tear someone a new asshole is to either physically or verbally beat the living fuck out of an opponent or his or her arguments.
Jon: I'm so much bettter than everyone.

Me: Is that before or after I tear you a new one? Let's see...together with your girl parts, that'll give you three
by Way to go, douchefag! July 16, 2009
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If you don't quit looking at my wife's hooters dude, I'm gonna tear you a new pronto.
by mangus June 5, 2004
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Phrase. Meaning you're acting crazy or goofy or all worked up

Can also be used just as a funny phrase after everything anyone says
Example 1:

Sarah: "im getting married next week!"
Chloe: "you on one"

example 2:

Tyrone: "hey baby I know this our first time meeting but do curious question do you squirt?"
Ashley: "nigga you on one"
by JessRex August 9, 2017
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A phrase often used to indicate to you that:
1. The person has absolutely no idea what you just said.
2. You are a complete loser and the other person just does not want to talk to you.
3. Is trying to avoid the question.
Did you hear our professor's ludicrous rant on the consequences of mal-formed subprime mortgate ratings?
-Uh, I'll get back to you on that one.

Hey man, wanna go somewhere?
-I'll get back to you on that one.

Hey, where's that 10 bucks I lent you the other day?
-I'll get back to you on that one.
by DanLi February 17, 2010
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