Dick Nugget 

An annoying fuckboy who claims to have a massive shlong but aint got shit

Oh my god that kid told me his dick is 10 inches but Samantha told me he's a dick nugget.

Dick Nugget by Lesbian Jesus July 14, 2015

dick missile 

When she thinks you're putting it in slow, but you ram it in there like a SWAT team.

"Dude, she thought I was being romantic - then I gave her the dick missile!"

dick missile by thedingusdude July 14, 2015

Dick grinder 

When your geting a blow job and the girl bites your dick

Last nite my girl was made and gave me a dick grinder

Dick grinder by Markusb August 17, 2015

dick dementor

Someone who gives a blowjob so good they suck a piece of your soul out

Babe, what's the matter with you? You've been laying in bed babbling for the past 10 minutes

Nothing...I just...you sucker me retarded. You're like a goddamn dick dementor

dick dementor by RememberZapata October 24, 2015

dick ninny 

An utterly foolish and obnoxious person who is so incurably self-righteous in his/her beliefs that he/she will go to any extent to defend them irrespective of whether they are right or grossly wrong.

Look at the dick ninny vegans attacking the BBQ shack.

dick ninny by killerdove December 23, 2015

dick tonsils 

tonsils that have been ravaged by a penis after continuous insertion

man that dude gave me some serious dick tonsils after that backdoor blowjob in the back alley

dick tonsils by EdNigma Gene April 5, 2016

Dick Hustling 

When loose (usually less attractive) chicks lure men in situations in order to coerce them into sex. Typically, the woman will perform a good deed to the unsuspecting fellow, in exchange for the dick down.

Man, I messed up letting that big chick talk me into getting a ride to work with her for those two weeks my car was down......when I tried to give her money, she told me to come over to her house for dinner. I think she's dick hustling me.

Dick Hustling by PantherFan75 April 9, 2016